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Ne'er Do Well at 99.7 The Blitz and rabid fan of the Oxford comma.

[Nuber @nuber997]

Just to let everyone over on Twitter know, too. Thanks y'all.

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@mhspolarbears @PolarBearHoops Site indicates "Sold Out." Will there be any available at the venue?

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@anthonycwalker You don't.

[Nuber @nuber997]

Five years ago, for a brief second, I was relevant. Nothing but mediocrity and sadness since. @JeremyClarkson has the magic touch.

[Nuber @nuber997]

Is it just me, or is @MrJamesMay beginning to resemble an elderly woman? @JeremyClarkson @RichardHammond

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Someone please just find me a new profile pic. This one sucks, but I just can't seem to change it.

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My cat's snot rocket was undisputably impressive this morning.

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"I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong." I really like this.

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@KO20211 Welp. That looks delicious. The US HQ for Brew Dog is right down the street from me. Going to check on it's availability later.

[Nuber @nuber997]

So I have a party idea...

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I feel like the legendary dependability of Toyota Trucks has more than a little culpability in the resurgence of the Taliban. If they were driving Chevy Aveos, their territory would be limited to areas within a few blocks of an AutoZone.

[Nuber @nuber997]

Drunk, Mick Jagger once phoned Watts in the middle of the night, asking, "Where's my drummer?" He reportedly got up, shaved, dressed in a suit, put on a tie, just to punch Jagger in the face, saying: "Don't ever call me your drummer again. You're my fucking singer!"

RIP

[Nuber @nuber997]

Most people don't know who Trevor Moore is. Watch this and you'll never forget him.

https://t.co/wmBhzRaHpr

[Nuber @nuber997]

"...while she was still living, right?" -a completely reasonable question given the circumstances.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If you really want to know what I think: get vaccinated. It’s not a government plot. Governments can’t even mend pot holes.

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72 hours difference. Hopefully another melon pops here shortly otherwise this beast might get watermelonely. #dwc #puns

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My DWC watermelon plant was about the size of a baseball a month ago. It has now grown to the point that it poses a threat to wildlife and trespassing children. Needless to say I'm thrilled by this.

[Nuber @nuber997]

#CanadaDay

[Nuber @nuber997]

Looks like we have an equivalent amount of trust in one another.