Nuclease

1960s baby 😈 / Proud member of the class of hydrolases / grown & raised in the pancreas / got nucleic acids? I divide those!

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

tomorrow sounds like a great day for a snow day! even us little guys need a rest

[lipase @_lipase]

If anyone wants to come work in the pancreas or small intestine, we're hiring! Here's the job description!

[trypsin @_trypsin]

s.o to all of us 💪 the digestive system wouldn't work without us 😤😤😤 #digestiongangtillidenature

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

@xxPepsinxx @_trypsin here's my #explainyourjobchallenge !!!

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

@_samylase too bad you aren't basic, then denaturing wouldn't be a problem 😞 #basicenzymesonly

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

Pretty wordy but I feel like they know more about me than I know about myself! #nucleaseknowledge https://t.co/k2ysXsToBj

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

Not too picky with who my friends are but all I'm saying is that if ur pH is below 7, u might well just stay away 💁 #acidicwho 🚫denaturing🚫

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

@_trypsin I share a pH of 8 as well! No denaturing going on in our friendship 😤❌🚫

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

don't know if this is why nucleotides talk smack about me in the lunchroom but seems like it #imgonnabreakyou

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

@_trypsin my best friends are basic ! we would be great friends :) #sticktothebasics

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

my human never stops eating.. the only "breaks" I can take are when I break apart these stubborn nucleic acids #nonstop #nodaysoff

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

@nuclease123 I mean, how could mRNA and protein live without me #gottakeepgrinding

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

Been thinking about quitting, the work days are way too long, but I don't wanna think about what would happen without me #celldegradation

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

The office Christmas party was pretty lit, there was NO blood sugar regulation going down tonight in the pancreas !

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

um another enzyme just called me a pair of #molecularscissors .... I mean, they're not wrong🤔

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

@AmySali17 too bad you aren't a pancreatic amylase, then maybe you could've been a #teampancreas member 🙃😕

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

@xxPepsinxx glad you can make my life a little easier, all this breaking down makes me need a nap💪🏽😴 https://t.co/53z7pKkCmx

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

Having an identity crisis atm...#ribonucleaseORdeoxyribonuclease :( I love working on both of them :/ #whenwillmyreflectionshow......

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

guys, I just broke up TWO long-term relationships....but don't worry, at least they weren't mine LOL #ripDNAandRNA #betterasnucleotides

[Nuclease @nuclease123]

New tinder bio? let me know !

"I'm pretty complex when you get to know me, but at least I won't be boring ;)"

#breakingbond(heart)s