𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒%

all my poasts come from a place of extreme terror and anxiety and i not held accountable for any of them

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

Flubber is actually the name of the doctor, it's proper name is Dr. Flubber's Monster

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

auuuooogh

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The fact that Scotland has had a poverty issue for a very long time and the very first thing these mutants do when they get into power is demand that they hand over money to foreigners displays that these people voted for someone who doesn't give the tiniest fuck about them.

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

i thank i smoeaked so much weed i look slightly chinesea

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

Extremely Angry At The Ethical Conduct Of RuneScape Players

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

Just Found Out; Via Google Ai Chat, That Cum Is NOT A Type Of Booger, Mucus Or Slime – But, In Fact, A "𝓖𝓸𝓸"

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

Just realised Neo's name backwards is actually Owen

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

blows your mind when you realise that Neo is "the One" backwards

[Bejuss squim @haloforgirls]

Penile eyes penalize penal lies

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

For those doubting, Thai commercials are the best in the world. Possibly the entire solar system.

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

I have a health condition - if I don't get to drink something blue I become a problem

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

@smolwald Slide 1, honer, Slide2 Homar's green.

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

desperately seeking an angel investor for my hot new idea: Home rSimpson, but he's green.

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

growing up is becoming less adversarial with your email inbox

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

personally i am in love with the 15 seconds i get to use my phone in between ads

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

Turns out I found out there's a worm that can be 1OO years aould

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

Can a worm be 20 years old? Imagine a 1OO year old worm

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

@JustinWhang It's because youre staring at his ass and thighs

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

Just akkidentally sat on my vape charger, call that a butt plug

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

Guy with a lisp: "I've been practithing themen retention... Getting real thick of the tathte"

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

hey, grow a grip. esshole!

[𝔠𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔤𝔬𝔡 𝔩𝔒𝔒% @nude_cop]

charming the hell out of a girl at the bar pointing at my stretch marks and telling her they're battle scars from 'field work'