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@chelseafc• anime• FYN😊 •the Weeknd💙 •Davido •santan DAVE •Sneakers vendor

[somto 🚀✨ @nuelog1]

@SSE_NGA How do I get this jersey?

[michelle alozie (O.O.N) @alozieee]

📍 Rabat, Morocco

[Ayomide Tayo @AOT2]

I hope she knows the NFF doesn’t pay Super Eagles on time

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[somto 🚀✨ @nuelog1]

She thinks you're ignoring her, but you're just daydreaming of being a badass sniper if ww3 were to happen

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

@WelBeast

[Bolaji Olatinwo @olasb24]

UPDATE: To Every Nigerian Who Stood With Me😁😁

I woke up overwhelmed,
Thousands of comments.
Countless reposts.

Strangers praying for me.
Lawyers offering advice.
Young Nigerians sharing similar stories.

I am deeply grateful.

You didn’t ignore me.
You amplified me.
You stood by me.

Please don’t abandon me until the very end of this journey.

May God bless everyone who lent their voice to mine. 🙏🏽

Now, to be clear:

At no point did I call Kuda thieves.@joinkuda @kudahelp_ng
At no point did I accuse anyone of stealing.

All I have asked for is justice.
And clarity.

₦1,450,000 of my legitimate earnings was first frozen due to a court order over an alleged “fraudulent inflow.

My name was not on the court document.

Later, the funds disappeared from my account entirely.

No transaction trail.
No clear explanation.
No resolution.

Frommy post, I have discovered that many Nigerian youths are facing similar situations funds locked for months or years with no clear pathway to recovery.

This is bigger than just me.

Dear Kuda,

I am your customer.

If you received a court order to freeze my account, I understand compliance obligations.

But as your customer:
Did you follow up?
Did you verify?
Did you advocate?
Did you investigate beyond simply placing a lien?

Yesterday, I was contacted and asked to take down my post.

But what I expected was:
A solution.
A timeline.
A clear explanation of how I can recover my money.

I am not trying to tarnish your brand.

I am asking you to stand up for your customer.

Let Nigerians see that you are actively working toward resolving this.

Let this not be another silent case.

God bless you all.

If this can happen to me, it can happen to anyone. Please retweet, please retweet, please retweet 🙏🙏🙏

@cenbank @fccpcnigeria @SaharaReporters @PremiumTimesng @vdmempire @officialEFCC

[Charles Leclerc @Charles_Leclerc]

A day we’ll forever remember. 🤍
Part one is done and part 2 will be next year with all of our close ones.

[somto 🚀✨ @nuelog1]

@KennyIsGoat Trust me bro, it goes downhill after 3 weeks

[🍁 @Hibzster]

unless you’re naturally a music lover, no one warns you how you’ll become less interested with new music the older you get, & you just go back to all your old favorite songs

[Unique Movie Moments 🐬 @uniquemoviemom]

Imagine not seeing your sister for years and she comes back as a trained assassin 😆🥶

[DocXus @docxusofficial]

This man had 4 minutes to live. No one was in the room. He survived because he knew something 95% of the world doesn’t.

Choking kills over 365,000 people globally every year, according to the WHO.

95% of these choking episodes share one variable: the person was alone. Not because the obstruction was worse. Because no one was there to help, and the victim didn’t know how to help themselves.

Without oxygen, brain damage begins in as little as 4 to 6 minutes. Average ambulance response time globally? Eight minutes or more. In many countries, they don’t arrive at all. The math is unforgiving.

You either know what to do in the first 60 seconds, or you don’t survive long enough for help to arrive.

This man survived for one reason, he’s a medical worker. He knew the self-Heimlich exists. He knew to use the back of a chair to generate subdiaphragmatic thrust against his own epigastrium.

That’s not his instinct. It’s training.

Now think about who doesn’t have that training. Elderly people eating alone. Toddlers. Anyone living by themselves who has never been shown that a chair, a countertop, or even your own fist can substitute for another person’s hands.

The Heimlich maneuver was invented in 1974. Fifty years later, most people on Earth still don’t know it exists, let alone that you can perform it on yourself.

112K+ people watched this video. Almost none of them would have thought of actually learning the technique. They watched a man almost die and just felt relieved.

Here’s what the video should have taught you:

In case you’re alone and choking:

Step 1: Make a fist. Place the thumb side just below your rib cage, above your navel.

Step 2: Grasp it with your other hand. Thrust sharply inward and upward.

Step 3: If that doesn’t work, lean over any firm surface. A chair back. A countertop edge. A railing

Step 4: Drive your upper abdomen against it. Hard. Repeat until the airway clears.

That’s 15 seconds of knowledge. Don’t forget that. Save this post.

[somto 🚀✨ @nuelog1]

@solidStreams @germanlang25 @Seyi_Funmiiiii You gettt😂😂😂

[somto 🚀✨ @nuelog1]

@Seyi_Funmiiiii Our Gen no dey take rubbish sha

[JustaSweetGirl @akerelelami]

🚨Update!
Grammarly reached out to me that @ubagroup asked for a refund and they removed the subscription immediately. That they're already in contact with uba for the refund but they can't determine their time of response. So a refund is possible if @ubacares cooperate on their end. They didn't say they won't refund my money.
Pls @ubagroup talk to them and help me get my money back.
They prefer to continue to talk to you.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[𝐀𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 @UgonnaMario]

The killing in Kwara State lasted for 17+ hours.💔💔😭😭

the terrorist went on a short break, went to eat and pray then came back to resume spraying people to death.

17 hours that’s double shift with a break in corporate world.

And you all are quiet ???💔
The media is silent ?😭
The government is mute 💔

[somto 🚀✨ @nuelog1]

@22_shemy @CocaCola_NG @heisrema 🔥🔥🔥

[somto 🚀✨ @nuelog1]

@nocontextmemes 😭😭😭😂