Uni

She/Her
Bills | Padres | Nuggets
I’m just here for NBA Twitter

[RoadkilledEevee 🏳️‍⚧️ @FlopsyPipsqueak]

September 11th might be the most cursed day on the whole world because all of this happened on the same date but different years

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

Maybe I’m the too woke friend but the way that content around “deregulated nervous systems” is almost exclusively targeted to women feels like a modern day version of female hysteria

[gotcha boss @guydpete]

Church of Fatter Gay Taints

[Matt King @yapmatt]

Browns fans waking up this morning

[Brenden 🤺 @BHershTakes]

As sports fans, we are not allowed to call browns fans bandwagons if they switch their allegiance to another team from this point on. This shit is ridiculous tbh.

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

@offbeatorbit

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

Nobody:

That weird gay friend you’re trying to ignore: Have you watched The Sheep Detectives

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

@lovelividity Literally him

[MTP @marytylerpoor]

Only five?

[ؘ @yoitsguin]

Aaron Gordon you are a leader of men and I will never take you for granted

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

@swantonbombzzz EDGE 😭 ???

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

Wore my Josh Allen shirt only for my class to be cancelled

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

@fujogiannis @Yourmom89087 One tweet had the TL up in flames 😭

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

@TokeloMoloto “You don’t have to orgasm to enjoy sex!!!” I mean sure but when y’all turn around and insult men by saying that they didn’t make you nut, it’s pretty obvious that you’re upset about it

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

@TokeloMoloto I mean…

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Browns announcing Deshaun Watson as their starting QB

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

FOUND IT

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

I’m looking for a very specific tweet

[Venom By Daylight (Symbie’s Day 1)🇵🇸 @VenomDbd]

Cinema as an Art Form should challenge the audience to use their critical thinking skills and alienate those who can’t understand what’s happening.

This scene was the moment Morbius challenged the Audience to think about their choice of paying real money to see this movie

[Uni @NuggetsUni]

How the offseason feels when your team bombed their final game/series

[silvia .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @yuyusenses]

sometimes rpf is less about the fact that i srs think those people are in love and more about the fact that i Know good fanfictions can come out of their dynamic