JUST IN: "Hawk Tuah" girl Haliey Welch says SEC closed its investigation into her crypto meme coin that crashed 95% hours after launch.
She says they will not pursue any charges or monetary sanctions.
Dear Kamala,
I didn’t know the price I’d pay for men not being allowed in women’s sports would be all my crypto and stock gains. Please accept my deepest apologies. I’ll use whatever pronouns you want, as long as my wealth stops going by the pronouns was/were.
gm
There has never been a better time in human history to start getting delusionally bullish with retail. Tell them it's the first inning
(it is the 1st inning, I am retail)
We are currently using "alternative" motivation methods with our attorney and dev's to speed up our app deployment timeline
No further questions at this time (we're coming soon I promise)
gm
For the love of all things holy, no more presidential launches during the weekend. Incredible scenes we're still getting content this good this long after launch.
I can't afford to sleep through another mass extraction event
Milei: I didn’t promote it, I shared it.
“I acted in good faith and took a hit,”
“Did the State lose money? No. Did Argentinians lose money? Maybe four or five at most. The vast majority of investors are Chinese and American.”
“I shared this the same way I’ve shared hundreds of things. My tweet came just three minutes after the coin was created because I’m passionate about these things and found out about it. These are volatility traders who knew what they were doing.”
“[Hayden Davis] proposed creating a structure to finance entrepreneurs who, due to informality, lack funding options. When Libra became public, I helped spread the word,”
“It’s false that 44,000 people were affected—at most, it’s 5,000. The chances of there being Argentinians involved are very slim. These are highly specialized individuals in this type of financial instrument. Those who got involved knew the risks very well—they are volatility traders. This is a private matter between individuals, and they participated voluntarily,”
“I didn’t promote it, I shared it. I did it because I’m a die-hard technoptimist. Any initiative that improves financing for tech entrepreneurs interests me. I made no mistakes because I acted in good faith. But when I look at the political repercussions, I realize I have something to learn. I need to understand that after becoming president, I continued acting like the same Javier Milei as before. Unfortunately, this situation shows me that I need to raise my filters and not make myself so accessible.”
Speaking on TV