Ahsan.

I post memes and complain about losing my gains cause my pull out game is weak.

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Thank God Elon bought Twitter

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

@sanjevsingh92 In sha Allah!

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

@sanjevsingh92 I'm sorry but I have to share how I got a masters ad at the bottom 😅

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Before I got married, a friend asked me how I knew I had found my one.

My reply: “Because I love doing nothing with her.”

Life isn’t the glamorous moments. Life is mostly the simple moments of nothing.

When you find someone you love doing nothing with, you’ve found your one.

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

@sherylose Saw one govt official cut through heavy traffic jam to go left and made us wait 30 mins. Fucking piece of shit!

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

@inDrive Can you DM me so I can send you my contact details?

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

Experienced Malaysian Racism for the first time today! I have felt it here and there over the years but today when I told @inDrive driver that I don't want to pay RM 2 for a mask and by law I'm not required to but I'm okay to wear If he gives me for free. He started shouting...

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

@sherylose Some people are just born assholes!

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

@inDrive @inDriverApp #InDriveMalaysia I tried contacting your support since morning but can't get past Jane. Clearly there is nowhere to raise this issue where your drivers are racist!

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

These fucking Chinese men who think they are above every other race forget that their forefathers migrated too and this is not their land to claim. I hope Karma bites him back and he gets pushed into a river!

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

I'm still unable to digest the fuck up caused by @SBF_FTX @FTX_Official @AlamedaTrabucco @carolinecapital like how the fuck can you use customer funds for public use. Alhumdulillah I didn't lose anything but I have some close friends who lost a ton! All of you should go to jail!

[Emily Finch @DrEmilyFinch]

Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels.

I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow.

Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’

Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path.

Strap in. It’s a 🧵

1/so many

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Focus on how far you've come, not how far you have to go 👏🏾

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

@ericvictorraj It was a good value for the price!

[Ahsan. @nukey56]

@ericvictorraj HAHAHAHA I need to open twitter more often!

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @ykmaj6]

From now on I’m telling jobs I was manager at Toys R Us .. who tf they gonna call 😭

[ًraj @legorajs]

italians would go into cardiac arrest if they ever found out what south asians put in their pasta

[☁️ @tmbIrpics]

Sweet room