AlexB

Computer nerd since the VIC-20. Allegedly a developer. A legitimate salvage.

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@githubstatus Doesn't look very resolved to me.

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

The incident, dear reader, had decidedly NOT been resolved....

[GitHub Status @githubstatus]

This incident has been resolved. Thank you for your patience and understanding as we addressed this issue. A detailed root cause analysis will be shared as soon as it is available. https://t.co/qONwQV0Pvf

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

wonder how millions of dollars of business losses you guys caused today...

[GitHub Status @githubstatus]

We are continuing to work on an issue affecting GitHub Actions. Webhook triggers remain throttled to aid recovery, so many push and pull request events are not triggering new workflow runs. We identified runners being assigned jobs that are no longer va... https://t.co/qONwQV0Pvf

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@AdamAssets @RavencoinAssets @MangoFarmAssets @RavencoinAssets just sent you a DM

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@MangoFarmAssets @die_karl @AdamAssets Fix't 👍

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

Hey folks 👋

Experienced full-stack developer here (12+ years) open to my next opportunity.

I can work across multiple languages — mostly Node.js and Python, with strong PHP experience.

Always happy to connect. Let’s build cool things 🚀

#FullStack #NodeJS #Python #OpenToWork

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@conductress @NerdPyle snow boop snoot

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@BoNoBo_RVN @rvnmktman1 @sircrone @RavenRebels @AdamAssets @MangoFarmAssets @tronblack @Hans_Schm1dt @RyanMurray89 @NFTRVN @Pathfinder @PhaxyVFX I'll bring this little tweetstorm to a close, but aside from the insufferableness-approaches-infinity aspect of the "are you even a coder, bro?", one thing that is beyond question is whether @MangoFarmAssets knows his shit

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@BoNoBo_RVN @rvnmktman1 @sircrone @RavenRebels @AdamAssets @MangoFarmAssets @tronblack @Hans_Schm1dt @RyanMurray89 @NFTRVN @Pathfinder @PhaxyVFX Anybody familiar with our team knows @MangoFarmAssets lives and breaths this stuff. All the tools that we've provided to the community started as prototypes he built himself and were brought to fruition in no small way thanks to his technical and project management acumen.

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@MangoFarmAssets @TrungTPhan 🧙‍♂️ "π, you fools!" 🤣

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@MangoFarmAssets @TrungTPhan yes, I'm fun at parties, why do you ask? 🤣

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@IcyMikeP it's when our cardiovascular system forgets we don't have gills anymore..

https://t.co/VBtOTHK7YS

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@icodeblockchain @KevinNaughtonJr You don't code in vim bro? #n00b

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@Iron_Spike if "when it's go time, I see red and it's over bro" was a person..

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@Thefluuu an idea whose time has come..

https://t.co/CTgsgn3I15

[Jack Handey @Jack__Handey]

Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

It won't be autonomous drones or combat robots that trigger the Man/Machine war. It will be a wacky AI-powered corporate mascot android with one line of bad code somewhere.

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@SankofaNYC find out soon enough

[AlexB @null_coalesce]

@SankofaNYC I'm really curious how Burns/Chimaev is gonna play out.. I feel like they're both gonna go into it with a striking gameplan but it's gonna end up a grappling war with whoever makes the first critical mistake getting submitted.

But who knows, it could go the distance too..