Leo Kingsley

Got my bachelors, now I’m spiraling

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

Every time I get a Pokemon TCG product, there’s always a small part of me that’s morbidly curious if I’m ever going to get a “pull” or “chase” card. I never do. But then I learn that people who never buy anything TCG in their life get a cool card and I’m like “God hates me” lol

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

@MarlonWayans ya’ll made enough money, time for White Chicks 2

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

Scary Movie (2026) was ok. I dunno, I felt what made the original fun was that it was focused on satirizing three specific movies while poking fun at horror tropes. The new one felt like it took a plate of spaghetti and threw it at the wall and used whatever stuck

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

LETS FFF—ING GOOOOOO

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

DK 🎵
DONKEY KONG! 🎵
Help Donkey Kong rescue his friends, reclaim the Golden Banana, and save his homeland in Donkey Kong 64, coming to the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app on Jun 4 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

Ali Siddiq was right, Fathers Day sucks. What do you mean Funko put out an email saying you can “opt-out” of Father’s Day specific emails then continue your normal emails afterwards? Bruh lol

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

@ashnikko when she saw her boyfriends kiss

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

Why were the President and the Vice President at the same event?

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

People tell me I should do a podcast but I’m white and male, I thought women made it clear that there’s too many white men with podcasts. I don’t know what to do 😭

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

Okay, maybe I’m ahead of my time lol

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

At this point I’m convinced Trump is attempting to make a nation wide Transmutation Circle with the bombing of Iran causing us to eventually go to war in a desert country.

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

I’m gonna be so real, @VDOOZER please stop giving Archie lines he makes me want to slam my head in a wall lol

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

Yo I don’t smoke but damn I need a cigarette after @Daredevil Born Again Episode 4

[autist @litteralyme0]

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

@MrBeast I’m unsure if they’d respond but @MarkDouglas73 has the Key of Awesome and it helped my taste in humor and music

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

@sh3lf0fsl1p_ups I have to give my wife some terrible news

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

@RegalMovies have you considered adding Pop Corner chips to your concessions? Don’t get me wrong I like pop corn as much as the next guy but often it makes me bloated due to the butter and Pop Corners is lactose free. I just feel that there’s an untapped market there

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

I’m not against making it hard for pornography to be accessible to young people but like, I feel that outright banning it in a lot of states is like playing Russian roulette with a nuke

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

Pokopia is charming but my brain can’t handle the Animal Crossing like gameplay.

I need structure, not “wow I filled an entire street, oh yeah I had objectives..”

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

@AlexHodges

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

@msdrqcula I feel like this is most I’ve ever seen Chappell Roan smile lol

[Leo Kingsley @nullmetal]

Man if they ever made a live action Big Hero 6, @TheIsaBriones needs to be GoGo