numbertwopencil

I'm going to be the laughingstock of the scooter community

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

Put Spravato in the drinking water

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Colfax Point. Pimps and hos and tricks in rows. Women walk the street with corns on their feets. Broken dreams and no ice creams.

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

We still haven't found Nancy?

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@brynelise @macksypowwa Been looking for this one!

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

This puppy got me over here looking like I self harm

[bella @earlygirl__]

“I never see you at the club”

ok well I never see you fucking making one

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

No saint but I still sin and scream fuck the world on a Sunday
I am so crass, no class
Gladly walkin’ the wrong path
I condone prescription drugs and drivin’ off in the badlands

https://t.co/e9rBM1vBfO

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

I will always root for Brandi Glanville

[user @user84829272]

When the DC sniper was out and they told everyone to walk in zigzags lmao

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[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

beat hard af https://t.co/mcHpMmZHZu

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Anyone have any good tips on how to forget? (Not talking about 9/11, don’t worry)

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Can someone help me put together a meal plan for myself? I don’t like cooking, grocery shopping, or eating. And I don’t have an oven or a can opener and I only have one fork

[alex @defendjennifer]

In hindsight Joe Giudice’s homophobic jokes were all really funny and warranted

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

@meggfaced @skye0xz Offended even.

Also, no room for mom in the "family chair"

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

https://t.co/ANbghMpILN

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Israel took this from you

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

20 years of real housewives. I graduated high school. wasted my degree. Made several poor financial decisions. Developed an alcoholism. Got evicted. And vicki gunvalson watched over me the entire time

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

@bjoernolf @docakx "Just let me walk on the sunshine a little more"

[numbertwopencil @numbertwopencil]

@MagneticNorse I knew she was my people