Andrew Nice Clay 🍉

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Allegedly He/Him

Games Freak | Wrestling Idiot | Try Hard | Professional Hater | Screaming

[Andrew Nice Clay 🍉 @numetalchemist]

Just a heads-up: as of now (or for as long as my attention span allows), I will no longer be engaging here much beyond the occasional retweet or DM if necessary.

That said, please follow me on Bluesky:
@numetal-alchemist.bsky.social

Also please think about leaving Twitter too.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

If Trump wins, there will be efforts to blame Russian interference or the Harris campaign or Biden, etc. That's all fair. But we need to be clear eyed that a huge swath of America likes what Trump is selling. Transphobia. Mass deportation. That's what he ran on. And here we are.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Nintendo Switch backwards compatibility confirmed for the Switch successor

[Media with 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌 Music @FittingDoomIMGs]

It has come to my attention that a Cacodemon has won the 2024 United States Presidential Election with a unanimous sweep!!!

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

please don’t write-in Bart Simpson…he is very mean to Homer

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Abortion bans kill another woman. On the day of her baby shower, Nevaeh Crain went to the ER bleeding & feverish. She was diagnosed with sepsis, a deadly infection - but her fetus still had a heart beat. She was sent home. After her 3rd ER visit, she died.
https://t.co/IC59CS8R6G

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

half of halloween decorations are “what if a pumpkin could smile :)” and the other half is “would you like to see a clown stab a dog”

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

obviously this is bad, terrible, outrageous, we shouldn't do that, people could get hurt - buuuut it is kind of funny to see a three stooges routine play out in real life

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

Come on man. I feel mean even looking at this picture. What do you want me to say here

[Andrew Nice Clay 🍉 @numetalchemist]

[bernie sanders voice] pokimane

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am looking forward to joining @pokimanelol, @hankgreen, and @Valkyrae for an important discussion about what's at stake for our country during the most important election in modern American history.

Join us LIVE on YouTube or Twitch at 7:30pm tonight:
https://t.co/5e2fhIcrQa

[Andrew Nice Clay 🍉 @numetalchemist]

@SilverNumber1 its the tricep meats, my man

[Andrew Nice Clay 🍉 @numetalchemist]

@Tolkoto That's fair! lmao

[Andrew Nice Clay 🍉 @numetalchemist]

And they weren't stock photos either, that's important to emphasize here lol

[Andrew Nice Clay 🍉 @numetalchemist]

My fiancee and I were desperately looking for patio furniture on there the other night, and 3 different sellers with different names and different locations, all claiming to have joined Facebook this year, were using the same pictures for the same set at different price points

[chris person @Papapishu]

Wrote about how Facebook Marketplace is an endless source of good deals and how I actively despise using it. For @Aftermath_site: https://t.co/Rzx9nNGTZK

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Joe Rogan is incapable of a hostile interview. He will make everything Kamala says seem palatable to the right. He may even suggest voting for her at the end. He is a very dumb man who fills his brain with the thoughts of whoever he is speaking to