Kyle Johnston

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@TMamfyen No idea but it got me off hard drugs. Coke, soeed, mdma, ketamine. Dropped a 10 year, pretty extreme habbit for weed. Wasnt easy but the smoke is definately what done the job. 🫡

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@headbreathself @QThestormN5c They didnt. Guns are legal here you tool, its our police who arent allowed them. Semi auto Shottys are fine. No restrictions on straight pull rifles.
Over 99% of licences are approved each year. Its easy to get them we just choose not to. That way our police stay unarmed aswell.

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@headbreathself @QThestormN5c How would giving all those muslims guns make things better for anyone?
Youre fairly ret@rded arent you buddy. 🤦

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@0Maria_B My mum just got given 3 months to live. She'd been using thc for 7 years to keep it under control. Stopped, got surgery to prep for a new liver. Surgeons fully admit it was the surgery that spread it all round her body.
I wont be listening to the docs when it happens to me.

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@omgsidewalks From everything ive seen it was 100% voluntary. Shes just a slag that regretted letting guys film it all in the morning.

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@ewi_ike29765 That movie was f#clin tremendous! 🤣

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@cas_Reloaded Its not free though. We provide you with financial stability in exchange for your services.
If you dont like it. F#ck off, get a job and do everything yourself. 🫡

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@SeanKearney007 Im 39 and still never paid it in my life. I just get my wages CIS instead of PAYE.
Do that in Scotland and nobody can do anything to make you pay it. I cant keep more than a grand in the bank but thats the only down side. Tax is only 10% aswell by the time rebate comes. 😁

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@Sagesse791 @mehezal Its literally just tradition here. Nobody sees it as inappropriate. Men and women all know its just a laugh. Dont go commando if you dont want your tackle felt. Its just part of being Scottish. "Banter" as we call it.

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@Holliiejanes It does. The first succesful use of telportation was like 10 years ago, maybe more. Go look it up. 👍

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@RonMiller_0 Christians do it to their sons aswell. Sometimes the priest even uses his mouth to finish the job.
How is that any different? 🤷

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@JamesAB999 @God_Questioner Evil is definately subjective.
We see child rape as wrong.
Muslims say you can marry a 9 year old.
You say athiests are immoral because they dont have god but muslims have god and look at that. You lot cut you sons d#cks up for your god aswell actually.

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@WinterBlues1104 Why are you giving your kid antibiotics for the flu? You yanks are mental. 🤣

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@Forsworn_waff @_observer_123 Yeah mate, you just unscrew the bow and keep the clip empty while transporting it. I phoned the local pig farm when I got mine.
Takes 10 seconds to screw the bow back on. 20 seconds to load 7 and 30 secs to fire all 7. At a still target anyway.
Faster than any legal gun tho.😉

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@Forsworn_waff @_observer_123 Im in Scotland mate. Its 100% illegal to hunt anything with a crossbow here. As far as I know anyway.
Even with land owners permission youre only allowed targets.
Not allowed any shots without landowners permission.
End of.
As far as im aware. I havent checked in a year so...🫣

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@Hexagon42032837 @mehezal Its not awful though. Its just part of our culture. Ive never in 40 years, heard of a man complaining. Our Mrs' might have a thing to say about it but its literally just tradition for us.
Of my age anyway. Not sure how the young team handle it tbh. Bunch eh queerhawks 🤣

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@ResonantSW @itsbenwalkerx On agency cos it pays better. I can take as much time off as I want. And its only 10% tax once the accountants done his thing. 🤙

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@ResonantSW @itsbenwalkerx Telehandler mate. You gotta be a f#ckin fast learner but thats by far the easiest way to a grand a week id say.
3 grand roughly for the ticket. UC will pay it with some 'persuasion' if you qualify for that. Then just go through agencys till someone takes you on. I just stay...

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@ResonantSW @itsbenwalkerx Agency though cos it pays more. I can take as much time off as I want, when I want. And its only 10% tax once the accountants done his thing. 12 years and counting. 😁

[Kyle Johnston @numpty080]

@informidable35 @MadelaineLucyH Thats just the ones whos names I couldnt remember. I grew up before the Internet kiddo. We actually went out and socialised. 😉