Crashout Bandicoot

“We get dressed up, just to go downtown… in some ego-filled, late night crowd… it seems to be, where I feel, most alone…”

[Crashout Bandicoot @numpty_39]

@BLaze4490 Lot of folk on here not getting any action lol.

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@StronGingerMama It’ll be my first time. Lots to see so I’m very excited. This is a work trip but I have been making it a point to take an international trip annually. In April it was St Kitts & Nevis. Great little Caribbean country.

[Crashout Bandicoot @numpty_39]

@BjjTip He can now probably handle the majority of the untrained population. However, if he only trains jiu-jitsu, he would still get his ass kicked by anyone who knows how to grapple, uses it to stay on their feet and also has some form of stand-up training.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

he's the perfect amount of psychopath for philly.

[Crashout Bandicoot @numpty_39]

@julie_mvp I wouldn’t get tired of it either. Go birds!

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@Isa_11_AC If you understand what the problem is, and you understand that it’s a problem, all you are missing is the follow through. Just draw a line in the sand with yourself, stand firm on “not going back” and mean it and you’ll be fine.

[Crashout Bandicoot @numpty_39]

@AuntCunt Areolas look yummy.

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@whateverkc22 Tell us something cunty then.

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@dakotarosenx Well it won’t work because you’re not the woman in the pictures lol.

[Crashout Bandicoot @numpty_39]

@thequeenofrust Beautiful property. Great video

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@Bow_B4_BJJ Get some!

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@DeebsFLA And wear the bill facing forward. It was invented that way to shield your eyes from the sun. You don’t put your pants on backwards and then just open your hopper to take a shit do you?

[Crashout Bandicoot @numpty_39]

@Bow_B4_BJJ A white belt that chokes out blue belts is better than the reverse.

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@SkillsMastery_ The Accords that were bulletproof were earlier versions. I had a 1994 that I absolutely abused and could not kill. I had a 2010 and the piston rings were failing at 80k miles and it would fail spark plugs if you floored it. And I babied that car.

[Crashout Bandicoot @numpty_39]

@ericmmatheny They forgot Cruel Intentions, where Ryan Phillippe tries to bang his stepsister (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) but ends up falling in love with Reece Witherspoon (before all the plastic surgery) and ends up marrying her and having kids with her.

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@eddwinchester Go at least four floors up, leap out the window.

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@SurvivalInstint These are just called leg sweeps

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@jaiyagill I’m one of them lol

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@alexxistexxxas I’m a broker, but I used to weld in another life.