laura palmer defender

i think i like tv shows | she/her

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

On Wikipedia -- Getting to the bottom of what's going on.

[J🦊🍁🐧 @jesseisahack]

you cannot convince me this isn’t the result of someone telling him that the republicans support a united ireland and he got confused

[laura palmer defender @nunfailure]

@nayeon162593 @zagitism representing a country makes it inherently political. every country uses figure skating (and sports in general) to leverage soft power.

you could literally write a doctoral thesis on figure skating's role in soft power and politics

[Aleks Phoenix @AleksPhoenix]

My tribute poster for Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s documentary ‘You Can See Everything’. Starring Elizabeth Holmes. Released by A24.

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

My cat has started waking me up at 5:30am every day begging for food and when I get up to feed her there is already plenty of food in her bowl and she just looks up at me like

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

I use my pussy to travel like a slug

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Don’t send me an Email are you Fucking Insane

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

I wanna grow my bush and donate it to the men who are balding

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

Eraserhead v Spongebob

[katie @LovejoyActual]

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[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

15 years…

[laura palmer defender @nunfailure]

@tierneyfilms if you need any recommendations or help feel free to DM me !

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hey so, sorry just a quick aside haha but uh that joke i just told was actually really really funny and I couldn’t help but notice the conversation kept going??? so if you could all please just go ahead and laugh at it for me right now that would be fantastic. alright ready go

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

The Hollywood news is out and it's fucking insane. Basically all the celebrities have been seen at events, restaurants, things you couldn't imagine. And they were wearing an array of clothing

[jade ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @utamasas]

figure skating broadcasters never learn that its gross to follow around a distraught child with a camera

[𝔭𝔭 @athleisure_monk]

scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds
mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien

[Obaino @iamdpassword]

Her lawyers spent 6 months writing an ironclad contract so AI couldn't touch her performance to the point SAG called them for pointers.

Meanwhile, the lighting and set crews didn't get 6 months of legal defense. They just got replaced by a gray soundstage so actors wouldn't have to wait around between takes.

It raises the real question: is this just realistic self-preservation in Hollywood