Nuno Creo

SF Writer

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@_ElizabethMay @Heartless_Lyn It just occurred to me that putting a durian in a microwave might yield an interesting result.

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

a former Netflix creative director just raised $1.6 million for a startup that sells "straight edge" water in tall boy cans and their tagline is "nothing's better than water at murdering your thirst"
https://t.co/KJI6Dx0tWd

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@ambernoelle Followed

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@yoderama Prepare to learn a lot about 19th century whaling. Also, the musical number is surprising.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@AmandaLeduc Only if you intend to eat that comfy cushion at some point.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@BeffernieBlack I mean, cyborgs are inevitable.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@stevenwbeattie @amylaurajones @AmandaLeduc What the fuck, man.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@amylaurajones The correct response is to set this “someone” on fire and throw them out the window, Jam chopsticks into their eyes and hide under your bed until everything blows over.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@blgtylr Barney’s Version.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@blgtylr I’m going to write a short story which takes place while the first-person narrator is on the shitter.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@adultswim Pay me!

[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

"We are always looking for ways to reward our most loyal customers, and we could think of no better way than to give them the convenience of a two-day reprieve before the final payment for their existence comes due." https://t.co/nYeFkurRJ2

[HITRECORD @HITRECORD]

“Everything you can imagine is real.”
- Pablo Picasso

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@youngvulgarian You can’t go wrong with borscht

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@jamiattenberg This why keep one of these.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

so as soon as i said you would have to rewrite batman to be black i started thinking about how i would do it. here's what i have.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@jamiattenberg @blgtylr I have been down that rabbit hole for a couple hours now.

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

I am all about this https://t.co/JvFRtjWgLJ

[Nuno Creo @nunocreo]

@House_Feminist True story: all babies are drunk.

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@SamSykesSwears TV Buffy is best Buffy.