Robot Butt

Purveyors of fine comedy since 2014. Editors: @steve_dimatteo and @waltbraley

Submissions: [email protected]

[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

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[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

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[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

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[R.J. Cross @FrontierRJ]

Thank you to @thisisrobotbutt for publishing this very silly piece I wrote. Sometimes anxiety is best channeled in jokes. https://t.co/GgLVGyiPbu

[Rowdy Geirsson @RGeirsson]

Nearly a whole ’nother year of the necropants lifestyle has gone by, and boy, do I still love the magic money-making scrotum as much as ever. https://t.co/WtwJT2Di9w
#wyrdwednesday @thisisrobotbutt

[Daniel Stillman @stillmania]

Should have gotten that Cameo when you've had the choice. Old piece on @thisisrobotbutt with @emilykapp_

Why Doesn't Anybody Want a Cameo From Me, O.J. Simpson? https://t.co/bvbQkVhLqR

[Rowdy Geirsson @RGeirsson]

In 2023 I became something of a minor celebrity at Reykjavik’s world-renowned Phallological Museum & now I’m looking forward to another new year with the necropants: https://t.co/WtwJT2DPZ4 @thisisrobotbutt

[Maury Levine Humor Writer @MauryLevine]

Have fun holiday experiences with your family with this humorous article I wrote!

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[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

You Could Actually Be Reading One of Those Books You Got for Christmas Instead of This Article https://t.co/r8z1DMYhnr

[Maury Levine Humor Writer @MauryLevine]

Here's some exciting NFL streaming news that I made up!

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[Lindsey Lanpher @LindseyLanpher]

I CAN’T WITH THE MIDDLE EAST. I’M BUSY FIGHTING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS https://t.co/Rp4BvWOJnn #IsraelPalestineWar #Christmas #Christians #WarOnChristmas

[Walt Braley @WaltBraley]

Wrote this thing and you’re allowed to read it.

[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

IMF Human Resources Department Dreading Paperwork for Ethan Hunt's 14th Disavowal https://t.co/O57Wm1kLsi

[Walt Braley @WaltBraley]

If Jack Frost even thinks about nipping at my girl's nose he's going to nipping at the dang sidewalk.

[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

'Frasier' Most Popular Baby Name for 30th Straight Year https://t.co/lH3yC66zfe

[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

Willy Wonka Selects Newest Child Vessel https://t.co/rCY2pw6dfi

[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

We're Hollywood and We Regret to Inform You Timothée Chalamet Will Be Performing Every Single Role in Every Movie for the Rest of Your Lifetime https://t.co/bunNP6uomn

[Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt]

Amazon Predator Drones Offering Free Two-Day Head Start https://t.co/nYeFkurRJ2

[Cade Stone @tcadestone]

Thanks @thisisrobotbutt!

“So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention”

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