Cade Stone

Formerly Austin, currently D.C. | he/him | writing & other content at link:

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

getting chatgpt allegations due to my familiarity with the humble em dash

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Thanks @thisisrobotbutt!

“So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention”

https://t.co/NFaW6GA75q

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rushing to post “same” so fast I trip and fall into traffic

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There's a gif in there that won't embed but is worth your time (like this but it moves) -

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Thanks to Big Whoopie Deal for publishing this piece! It's exactly 100 words, a hard cap I should probably be held to more often.
https://t.co/0ELh5rZS5m

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pomp? AND circumstance??

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@brwnedbutter he has to put all those legs somewhere damn

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@brwnedbutter it's a submersible

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@brwnedbutter maybe you need to be ultimated

[Buyside Scum @CorpFinScum]

Played pickle ball for the first time…it is just tennis for people who walked the mile in gym class

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@brwnedbutter brave

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@brwnedbutter …

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@brwnedbutter damn

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why is "this I've got to see" so much sassier than "I've got to see this"?

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who decided to have them deliver 32oz slushees on roller skates. why

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happy flat fuck Friday u fuckin losers 🐊 @GatorsDaily

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clean laundry isn’t meant to be folded it’s meant to be left in a pile on your bed until you need to sleep and then be moved to a pile on your chair until you need to sit and then back to a pile on the bed until you need to sleep and then back to a pile on your chair until yo

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🙏🤠

[The Blood Pudding @TheBloodPudding]

N E W N O N F I C T I O N:

"I used to turn blonde with the drying grass. My locks, grown out over the paltry Austin winter, would twine to my bony shoulders."

'No Forgiveness for the Shaggy' by @tcadestone.

Go read it at: https://t.co/JgBNTqddgP

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I regret to report that the Zapruder film does not pass the Bechdel test.