Nurse.Everything

Just a float nurse trying to make it in the world...pushing drugs, wiping butts, sometimes I save lives.

[ρяєѕтσи~🙄 @Night_ER_Ninja]

We have a pt here that was brought in by his wife because he was snoring louder than usual and she just can't take it anymore~😴😂

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

This pt is a bilat BKA!😂 never fails...someone always charts a pedal pulse that wasn't there! #nurse #nightshiftlife

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

Actors kiss the same person for like 10 seasons and don't fall in love, someone buys me food and I think about it for the next 6 months

[FreshRN @Kati_Kleber]

Dear hospitals, your graham cracker supply is dwindling; not because your patients love them, but bc your staff doesn't have time to eat.

[Bex @Medibrat]

This might be the funniest medication meme I have ever seen...

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

Dated a dude for almost 2 weeks, and then he ghosted me. I think this is a new record😘 #singlelife #nightshiftproblems #fivedatesyo

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

@LuckyMurse every time

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

Nurse problems #NightShift #nurse

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Doc:"Ma'am, y did you cut your left labia?"
Pt:"Coz it was hanging much lower than the right"
Doc:"Sorry I asked a stupid question"
😳😳😳😳

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

For real though! I just got my first low day in 2 years!! I'm gonna sit at a bar, even if it's by myself #nightoff https://t.co/mH5KRxornN

[Sandy Simons MD @ERGoddessMD]

When we had a bad day,someone died.
If a loved one is in healthcare,read what it means when they say work was crazy:
https://t.co/PW5JKuNnIm

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

You know you've been drinking too much lately when you're in church and glance at a sign saying "alleluia" and think it says tequila😂 #drunk

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

This is how they treat me at work 😂 #iaintmadbro #workfamily #callmeprincess

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

Legit👌 #sexualinnuendos #nightshift #nurseproblems

[ρяєѕтσи~🙄 @Night_ER_Ninja]

I just walked into the break room to make a cup of coffee and this is on the table~😂

[thatERguy @thatERguy]

Amen

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

Technically, I only work one shift this week! Woohoo, thank you PALS #nurselife #PALS

[Sandy Simons MD @ERGoddessMD]

I need something good to happen at work tonight to restore my faith in my job choice.

[Nurse.Everything @nurseEverything]

So much truth here