milkshakespeare

I don't want to be followed here or home, please.

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

2026 Journey Gaya Hidup Sihat 💪🏻

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

Phewwww mak lurveeee

@PlayRavenswatch

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: My dad is in the hospital

*7 days later*

Teacher: Is your dad still in the hospital?

Student: Yes. He's a doctor.

Teacher:

[Am @Aemer_]

Wait, you didn’t know the one who exposed the scandal is also Melayu? That’s how a functioning society works, we call out the wrongdoings among us, check-and-balance is working well.

Notice you can’t see the same thing happen in other societies like the kuil haram scandals

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

🤣🤣

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

???

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

@autosport Reporting this post because the picture was stolen and no credit was given to the photographer

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

@MyMaybank hello, why does my payment keep getting declined? Both amex and visa 😤

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

@manotai @MyMaybank Sumpahlah? I punya Google One ok je boleh renew subscription. Ni Spotify dengan Lightroom asyik declined. Dah tukar tukar card pun sama je

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

Kau kalau nak naik lift ke atas takyah ah tekan bawah sekali. Ko dah kenapa

[: @_dxllz7]

Deciding to get up

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

NKVE ada apa weh jem nak mampuiii

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

11 malam jem highway klang valley. Ko gile ke

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

Aku rasa aku dah gila la. Takde akal ke register 2 half marathon berturut

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

Mac and cheese + spicy honey lime shrimp
480 kcal

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

2026 Journey Gaya Hidup Sihat 💪🏻

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

Cucumber lemonade
(31 kcal)

[milkshakespeare @nurulbojack]

@NewsBFM @anwaribrahim Malaysia when?

[ALAN CUBA SABAR @IniAlalalannn]

This should be it. Bullies have no place in society nor that they deserve to ever have happiness