Dysenteric Eric

Metal goes inside your posterior. Metallica said it first.

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@eldeibik Aliens who take the shape of deer and I leash a magic stick that has the power to teach people's kids from afar AND generate indirect electricity... All in the end to show the people that they do indeed exist.

It was pretty dumb. Fun. But dumb

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@BeastCoastNYHC Budd Dwyer. Writer of ska classic "Hey man, Nice Shot"

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@BjorkBrodern Literally had it done to me just last week while in a tourist boat in Utrecht, Netherlands. I gave them a thumbs up, took a picture and laughed my ass off. Kids having fun.

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@49eerfc "making fuck"

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@realmaddox Oh and you unsubscribed from Quazo emails about 4 years ago. It worked for a good long time but obviously something reset internally and you're on their list again.

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@jollier_raptor Northwest Michigan has so much vacation home money coming in, the small cottage towns are almost all gone. In its place are giant brick hlmes on the lake, generic brewpubs and "Asian fusion bistro" restaurants, whatever the hell that means.

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@GwartyGwart It's often less obvious than that. "Kids school costs $20k a year and hey I'm just trying to get my kid educated just like you are!". Or "Child care is $50k" while not mentioning its a nanny needed because the mom gets massages every day and runs a boutique store downtown.

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@dadmann_walking You felt like you could never grow another pimple because anything like that would require moisture l, which felt impossible on that dry, flaky, burning skin

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@Troll_The_Libs That and Stiles Project (I think it was called?). Watching Asian villagers skin dogs alive before cooking and eating

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@Erik_Quill @zokuld I kind of like Epistemology, but I get that it ain't for everyone even established metalheads.

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@SnarkyButTru @Avis Even worse if you drive on as they have no process to help drive in customers. The rental building is in the back of the lot by a quarter mile. And they won't let cars or Ubers drop you off past the main street.

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@hthieblot Megadeth Arizona was the first site I saw maintained by a band.

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@KevinCanale24 @FoodFreedomNH @suburbs_enjoyer And Applebees is always my good time hangout where the locals gather.

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@star_lord_9 @PaulStanleyLive @grok Lol. So close.

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@MetalHammer Evolution. But names the entire band as a reference to her hair that she's been dying blue for a decade. .

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@bangkribolagi "Dave will be diving a 6969F, a double chicken wing hanging chad, tuck position. Degree of difficulty: 6.9"

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@dadmann_walking Well. Shit. Card games. Not car games. Car games in the 1800s would have been revolutionary.

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@dadmann_walking No reason for your jimmies to get so rustled, bro. I think they made cars games or something.

Legend says those card games never go on sale and are the same price no matter that they have been out for years.

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@dadmann_walking Um... Did you hear about the crow that got arrested yesterday? Police found probable caws.

You're welcome.

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