Gabrielle

Proud mama. Happy housewife. Humongous dorkball. My passion is NC ghost stories and legends! Sober AF for today, weird AF forever. She/her/hers.

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

@a_h_reaume Not weird! I have never shaved above the knee because there is almost no hair there, and what is there is fine and very light blonde. The hair below the knee, however, is thick, dark blonde, and almost curly. Bodies are so interesting!

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

@erinalberty I hope your surgery goes perfectly and you recover quickly! The day I finally got my hysterectomy was legit one of the best days of my life. I got my life back. I'm thrilled for you!

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

Just finished watching the last season of The Clone Wars and, man. So many feelings. I love this series and I'm so glad my kid recommended it & watched it all over again with me. I have a feeling I'll be watching it more than once myself.

[Andy “Brak & other things” Merrill 🪷 💙 @amerrill2]

An oldie for 4/20.

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

(I have seen all the movies, just not all the shows yet, in case you were wondering. My child is slightly SW obsessed, which I love, so they've been taking me through them slowly when we have time. I'm a SW fan, so it's fun & nice bonding time ! They also agree re: Fuck the Jedi)

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

I just finished watching Season 5 of The Clone Wars and let me tell you, the number of times I've said fuck the Jedi is unprecedented in this house. They did Ahsoka so dirty. Fuck the Jedi, man

(Yes, I'm way behind on my Star Wars, I got shit to do, y'all. Also, fuck the Jedi)

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

I walked 7.0 miles today and my fitness watch had the audacity to tell me to "Move" at 10:33p. Watch, you can fuck right off. Don't be bringing me that bullshit at bedtime. You are drunk, go the hell home

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

@rebeccacarf @ClaireMax This is me, too! I stopped trying to be anything close to athletic & just do what works for me. I love walking/hiking at a comfortable pace, yoga w/ an understanding teacher was great for my balance, & weightlifting is good all around. I have a soft mom bod, but I'm fit & happy!

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

@JoJoFromJerz Check out Senor Lechuga! We got two bottles recently, the Pineapple, Garlic, and Reapers and the Chipotle Salt, and Reapers and they are both fantastic! We're getting ready to place another order to try more! Both are pretty hot and the flavor is amazing.

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

It is ridiculous. But I want to spread the news that if you have Amazon Prime, they have a rx coupon program now. Took a med down from $1200 to $97 for us at our local pharmacy. WTF. If you use their mail order pharmacy, it's even cheaper.

[. @MarisaKabas]

yesterday i went to pick up a prescription at walgreens and they said it’d be $130 *with* insurance, so i pulled up a coupon from GoodRx and paid…$6.50.

why is that extra step necessary? if i’m insured, why do you i need a random-ass website to get involved? wtf is this system

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

@iammoshow Hot pink is my favorite color, too! It looks great on all of y'all!

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

We live in an era where you can get almost anything delivered, but sometime I think about the fact that Sears sold whole ass houses that came on the train ready for you and your friends to put together like a Lego set.

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

I GOT TO PET A DOG!!!

His name was Charlie and he was an adorable old man. He came right up on my porch and his owner was like, I'm so sorry, and I was like, I AM NOT CAN I PET YOUR DOG

This happens a lot, it's like dogs know I love them all and I'm thrilled this is my vibe.

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

It’s time for some of you to log off, touch grass, and learn about a finer thing in life: the musicianship of Bonnie Raitt. Go! Frolick!

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

Our lovely Little Cat (with bonus photobomb by sweet Biggie Wigs)

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

Cat or croissant?

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

@BipolarBattle @Chaos2Cured @Bipolar_Blogs @BipolarSpeaker @BekaLombardo @NeuroRebel @CMichaelGibson @TuckerDaleBooth @BethFratesMD @TVdonyoung @JenWilliamsEdu Stress and lack of sleep, and they usually come together. Ugh.

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

@Vibez__Are_Us A little shy of 14 hours from first contraction to birth with my first and only kid. It was much less time than I was expecting! It was long enough, though 🤣

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

I don’t think our new kitty has ever seen a bed being made. She caught me while I was making it & it was PARTY TIME! Remember playing parachute in Kindergarten? It was just like that. She had the time of her life (and I did, too.) I love the kitten energy this 13 yo is bringing!

[Gabrielle @nutellaisevil]

I can safely say this is one of the strangest band collabs I've ever heard of. But my husband is a Rush super fan and also a mustard connoisseur, and given that this is an actual product, the interior of the Venn diagram of those two interests is definitely a nonzero number.