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@jbulltard1 Always remember half of the people are below average, unless you’re a young man trader, in which case 2/3 of you are below average

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@unusual_whales Shocker as a company which raised $75b in equity and $20b in June did not squander it all before the end of the month.

(PS. They had >$15b of cash prior to IPO too).

[Nutlick Capital @nutlickcapital]

@unusual_whales Shocker as a company which raised $75b in equity and $20b in June did not squander it all before the end of the month.

(PS. They had >$15b of cash prior to IPO too).

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@TheStalwart Just imagine the number of indictments the minute it’s a Democratic Administration…

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@thelucentbloom Except it's dependent on Anwar or someone equally competent/politically skilful staying in power for the next 20 years...

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Forget the casting choices - the most unbelievable part of The Odyssey is how we send Matt Damon to the middle of nowhere and audiences are paying a billion dollars to see him come home AGAIN.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘THE ODYSSEY’ has passed $911M worldwide.

Now tracking for a $1.4 billion overall total.

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@TrungTPhan It would be quite amazing if boomers had more one-night stands than Gen Z and end up getting less STDs though

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Banger and quote of the year.

[CryptoCondom @crypto_condom]

@rahmbotrades @ShaleTier7 I’d lead a prayer service too if I used that kind of leverage. There are no atheists on 20x leverage

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@TheStalwart New Yorkers are pretty damn good at moving on from just about anything though, hardly a surprise she's just another memory that's faded

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@krasmanalderey @Plettigoal This is basically the opposite of schadenfreude - getting misery out of someone else’s joy

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@Jesse_Livermore Also:

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@krasmanalderey @Plettigoal This is basically the opposite of schadenfreude - getting misery out of someone else’s joy

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@Zac_labs There is a reason they teach “Singapore Math” in the US but not “American Math” in Singapore

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@Zac_labs There is a reason they teach “Singapore Math” in the US but not “American Math” in Singapore

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@FreddyLA7 Scenes when Americans see CR7 on TV and find out that’s not actually Freddy…

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@fistedaway AI couldn’t have come up with something this bad

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@VCBrags How big a bet on the World Cup final did you lose to be posting this?

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@AdamJSmithy 1 red card

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@modestproposal1 Ordinary would’ve done better than this: