Lord Majestic

I like to chase my ball and eat dog food.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

New bling 😤

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Matt Bramanti @mattbramanti]

i think Larry Bird can swim

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses.

Elite punishment.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

California keeps dumping votes. Odds are shifting because the vote dumps always seem to go one way.

Count until you get the result you want?

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

Good public transit is key for an affordable, walkable city. That's why I'm riding the D on election day. @metrolosangeles

[Winston Marshall @MrWinMarshall]

Why @KILLTONY Is The World's Most Diverse Comedy Show.

[Dr. Mel Aaron Gibson @MelAaronGibson1]

This dog 🐕❤️

This is Officer Brian Santos and his K9 partner Kyra from Cocoa PD in Florida. They’ve been a team since 2018.

Impressive!

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

This is real?

[I Am Leah @Bossy_Leah]

Happy Mother’s Day to Renee Good, who put her gay lover and woke ideology above her children and is exactly where she belongs.

[Jury Duty Presents @JuryDutyPresent]

The crossover we absolutely knew we needed @tacobell

[Congressman Brandon Gill @RepBrandonGill]

Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

There you go.

[Time4SumAxShun @Time4SumAxShun]

Way to go young Luke Beckstrand!💥💥💥To even attempt something like American Ninja Warrior you have to be in phenomenal overall shape - but then to do it at only 17yrs old??! Just wow! If this doesn't get you charge with energy nothing will!👊💪🏆🔥🔥🔥

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

RIP Alexander Kazanowski. 25 years old. He is a new father. Beaten to death in Chicago.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

You tried to paint me as a pervert for exposing fraud, and as a result radical leftists started trying to dox me and send death threats, wanting to kill me.

Now you are taking credit for “leading the charge” on the fraud. Are you serious?

You are the fraud.

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

even she looks exhausted by this