A Sentient Pothole

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[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

it’s been a long time since i’ve been this excited to be in the Dome on a Sunday

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

NGS has a stat called "Burst". Which is the average top speed of a receiver within the first second of their route, excluding when they’re in fast motion.

The leaders in Burst since 2024 (min. 500 routes):
Chris Olave: 9.39 MPH
Alec Pierce: 8.92 MPH
Jalen Coker: 8.82 MPH

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

Dome is gonna be rockin on Sunday ⚜️⚜️

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

On to the next

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Stop asking that man about Blade you see him get sad every time it’s brought up

[NFL+ @NFLPlus]

You get Chris Olave wide open to tie the game in the 4th quarter, you earn @Filmwatchers1's Play Call of the Week 🔥⬇️

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Mahershala Ali agrees that Kevin Feige should feel like a giant loser over 'Blade' not happening

“Kevin [Feige], said he feels like a giant loser and failure for not getting it off the ground, and I agree... I agree with him 100%, he should feel that way"

"I spent over a year training ... I trained so hard I blew my knee out ... [I did] sword training ... I moved my family out to Atlanta, we're there waiting to go ... then they just kept pushing it back ... I turned down roles because they owned my schedule"

"How I'm feeling in the moment is I'm actually grateful it didn't happen because then I wouldn't have been able to make 'Your Mother'"

(via @GQMagazine)

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

@Kenny_nikol lmaoooo

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

@erikkain ok now you’re contradicting yourself lol

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

have ravens fans always been bitches or is this new?

[Nic Mason @British_Raven19]

On today’s edition of One Rule for the Ravens, One Rule for Everybody Else: Trey Hendrickson was called for a bogus roughing the passer foul!

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

@AdamSchefter time to go ahead and make that right wing grifter pivot

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

The Trump curse strikes again

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

@SaintsForecast and ranked ahead of the 2 teams they lost to lmao

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

@BootKreweMedia @Lito_TheGawd with a typo lol

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

@BootKreweMedia @Lito_TheGawd me in the group chat on sunday:

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

dont you have some underage prostitutes to solicit?

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Bro we need your vote.

I hate the war too.

But the Democrats want to trans your kids.

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

reminder that people this dumb vote so you should too

[hunter @HunterALanier]

They should put the gas tank your car inside the door so you can make gas stations a drive thru

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

@KishanNavadiya4 legit can’t tell if yall are trolling or not

[Will Steakin @wsteaks]

Trump’s joint presser with Mamdani was not originally planned, source familiar tells Playbook

Mamdani asked Trump on the spot if he would join him and called on the three news outlets Trump had banned from White House:

[A Sentient Pothole @nutriaground]

@thoka_2 The Netflix Daredevil… maybe. This updated MCU version is mid at best