Parker

Mostly harmless tweets. #BYU

[Parker @nutrooski]

@Average_Homeboy @onebyucougarfan Also their stadium is super tiny

[Parker @nutrooski]

Legislative work should be considered a public service rather than a career path

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Parker @nutrooski]

@FiredUpCoug Drown the dog

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@kevinolearytv Name me one thing about this project that is good for the citizens of Utah

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@itschappy A full hour of old testament taught by Dolores Umbridge from my ward will change your mind

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@ByuSome I'm in the indifferent category if there is one

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@collinsworth55 My take on this is that if a person takes the shortcut or the easy route, they rob themselves of the real accomplishment of doing it yourself. The greater reward IMO is a transformed mindset. But yes, I also have real doubts about how healthy these drugs are

[Parker @nutrooski]

@MattWalshBlog What's even wilder about this is considering the old age of Congress. Bunch of old pervs

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@hwfeinstein @brettboettcher1 Yes I cook it, but it is pasteurized.

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@treysonbourguet My 11 year old would love this!

[Parker @nutrooski]

It's a completely outrageous thing to say about any team at any time. Especially after the rise we just witnessed with Indiana.

Anyone who has played any sport at any level EVER knows that you can get better.

[Parker @nutrooski]

Mark my words. BYU fans need to prepare for this to be the new media narrative against the 2026 campaign

[Ben Criddle @CriddleBenjamin]

"BYU, a lot coming back for BYU. It just feels like right now there's just like this ceiling, this cap on BYU. I know BYU fans hate that I say that and listen, I get it.

I totally understand. I love BYU. I thought about them in the top 10. They're certainly a top 15 team. They were right there."

- Joel Klatt has BYU just outside his Way-Too-Early Top 10 for 2026

Full clip: https://t.co/IfNWXcfdbl

[CougConnect @CougConnect]

We are giving away two tickets to the BYU v Utah game at the Marriott center this Saturday

To enter do the following:

1) Be following this account

2) Like and Repost this Tweet

3) Tag BYU fans in the comments

A winner will be selected and announced tomorrow afternoon

[Parker @nutrooski]

@CougConnect @MarshallFolkman Utah game!

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@MarkHarlan_AD Utes and complaining go together like peanut butter and Jelly

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@CriddleBenjamin 16-0

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@jason_howerton There was a company in Utah that tried this called Homie, but failed

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@BowTiedYukon We do what we can