when an unmarried guy & girl hang out alone, ya know the third party is the devil. then they date for 4.5yrs until they finally get married and make it official & halal.
so the devil has to leave, & he's like..."OMG i'm gonna miss ya guys so much, take care".
bloody sad, mate😭
me: maybe i should just get a real job...
my chronic back nerve pain : look, i support your financial goals, but i'm no longer accepting applications for a new career that involves prolonged sitting & constant exposure to high intensity jolts, madeufakue!