I hate when my friends are angry about something I don’t care about. Like ARGHHHHH IM SO ANGRY. I literally don’t care at all. Is it crazy to just wanna have a couple beers and have some fun? #itsthemlbregularseason
I would like to issue a formal apology to the institution that is 730 Tavern. There is no good reason why two grown men should be switching off throwing up in your bathroom. On that note I would also like to apologize to the Harvard Women’s lacrosse team. It won’t happen again.
Just caught myself scrolling reels while walking down the hallway. Am I that desperate for stimulation that I can’t simply walk from point A to point B. Gonna need someone to take me out back and make it quick and painless #sundayscaries
“You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.” But you can definitely give it a treat. Maybe pat its belly. Scratch that one spot that makes him kick his little leg.
In my room speaking Spanish to myself, starting to feel somewhat like a true #Mexicano. Thinking maybe I’ll head down south, burn down a Costco or something. Or maybe just say gracias after ordering at Chipotle.