Squigglypenis

master of deliberation

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Hey everyone, been a while. Finished up my first day of the 9-5. Nahhhh, not for me. Gooning and Instagram reels is much more up my alley. Was hitting the doomscroll in the office by 11:47 am!!! #notbuiltforthis

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

It’s not about how many times you pee your bed, it’s about how many times you can pee your bed and still clean your sheets.

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Breathalyze me, I fucking dare you!!!!

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

“8 am meeting, make sure you get some rest” FUCK YOU! I’m staying up till 4 am and jerking off!

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

@nutsackandballs Bro is out here holding multiple peni 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Would of loved to be more active on this trip, unfortunately my brain is working at 5% capacity. More to cum

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Landed in Cancun, starving, does the cartel run the DoorDash as well? #phoneafriend

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Would you rather be touse squid or bouse mogger?

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Got in a car crash and saw #DrakeDrakeMayeMaye all before 7 am. Who knows might even get my head chopped off as well #spreak

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Watching 88 scurry around the weight room truly inspires me. #girt #tuffwhiteboy

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Things I have accomplished on this Sunday:
1. Doordashed food and made one of my roommates go pick it for me
2. Watched 3 separate TV shows
3. Took 2 naps in varied locations
4. Left my room to pee twice
5. Got yelled at by 35 year olds on 2k

Productive week incoming!!
#Epstein

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

Life like this sure is sweet!!! #diddyparty #Iran

[Holden Tudix @nutsackandballs]

Hate when my boy is like “fadeeeeee a talking stage.” But then does some loving ass shit. It happens all the time. @generalbadussy

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

When she goes to talk to another dude but you are genuinely so excited because you hate her @generalbadussy #wilcoxing

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

She’s down there Wilcoxing while I’m up here Kaisering #swineflu

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

As a man is it gay to wear a pink speedo and only a pink speedo? #letmeknow

[Holden Tudix @nutsackandballs]

DoorDash needs to get off their high horse and let someone underprivileged risk their life to deliver me some food. #cockblock

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

No school!!! This calls for a beer and throwing up for the third straight night!! #godisgood #rondalemoore🕊️

[Squigglypenis @squigglypenis]

@HermyGeutinang @generalbadussy