Nuts

Nuts are not just for Christmas. They're for life

Him/He/Nut

One nut foreverrrr 🦵🥜

@Chelle_Coops is my ❤️

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Sometimes a squirrel just gotta take a break from the nutrace and have some self care

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@OrthopaedicOz @dimplesticks Rest in peace Frin! You were a great friend when I was on here a lot. Love to all your family xx

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@Chelle_Coops 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣😂🤣

[YourExTC @Chelle_Coops]

With the UK ambulance strike, and today being the darkest day of the year, it feels like we're living in Final Destination 4.

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@dimplesticks @SweatyGardener 😂😂 right?? I don't know why I stress about it

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[buying milk]

Oh no. I'll get the one that expires in 6 days at the back instead of the one that expires in 5 days.

*Uses milk in 2 days*

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@Chelle_Coops Really is! 😂

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@Chelle_Coops 😂😂😘

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Christmas is about giving.

But I'm still not giving a fuck.

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@SweatyGardener Fuckin weather maan! 😂

[Ovary Action 🍉 @Bripping_Talls]

*at the therapist appointment

Therapist: hello, how are you?

Me: I'm good. How are you?

[YourExTC @Chelle_Coops]

Me too door. Me too.

[YourExTC @Chelle_Coops]

Ho ho fuckity ho

[Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter]

Guys, I have a new YouTube channel. It's a desperate attempt to make some $$$ (survival reasons) - Think you could support and subscribe?

https://t.co/8xS9QGB03U

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

We're all capable of great love

[Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie]

I love working from home. It gives me the perfect opportunity to do 17 other things that have nothing to do with my actual job then panic at 4pm and quickly send a bunch of emails

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

Person: Why are you in a wheelchair?

Me: I wore my Tuesday ‘Day of the week’ underwear on a Thursday.

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

Half of liking grunge music is understanding what Kurt Cobain is saying

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@PoodleSnarf 😂😂