Soap

lights are on but nobody's home you feel me

[Soap @nutsmaster2]

@MargwaBot fuck no babey!

[Soap @nutsmaster2]

@MargwaNetwork lighting myself on fire outside your house

[Soap @nutsmaster2]

@MargwaNetwork @Smugstr no

[Bro ahaha 🐸 @prick_small]

Disco elysium

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Flat circle

[ENGAGED TO BE WED @FalconryFinance]

The onion scrubbed this from their site you're welcome

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

US Government: Leon, we're sending you in to rescue the President's Daughter!

Leon: What kind of equipment will I get in order to rescue her?

US Government: 10 handgun bullets

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

who is jerma

[wint @dril]

20 yrs ago when they photoshopped paris hilton beheading US troops i said This is it. Reality isnt real. Then i went into a coma for 1 month

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

remember back in 2013 when the Infinity Ward offices got raided by the LAPD and the police got into a stand off with a life-size statue of Ghost

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Counterpoint: it should be.

[moved, read 📌 @oldvelvet64]

please let this happen it would be so fucking funny

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed https://t.co/QlD4rgppAi

[Soap @nutsmaster2]

@BigNathaniel23 @Gorbini3D nasty fucking unhand it

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

Change the name to Fortnite Engine ™️ then you cowards

[Public Hakita Is a Good Idea @HakitaDev]

The most difficult moral choice I've ever had to make in a video game was having to decide between hugging Ralsei and giving a middle finger for the photo in the acid tunnel of love. This is artificial difficulty because in real life I would just do both at the same time.