Megan Musser

My roommate thinks I'm funny, but my Twitter is mostly just the funny stuff she says.

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

“We all have our preferred ways of circumventing God to get what we want, and unless we own and face them head-on they will one day turn our lives into nettled messes.”

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@kvet12 We always had it on the 31st! My husband was like "no it's always on Sunday" and I looked at him like he was crazy.

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

If Christianity is actually true it will be offending and correcting you and your society somewhere. It has throughout time.

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@joseafie Yes! Great job, girl!

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@DanielDeforge Good luck...😅🙈

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@samjhendrian How do I own a glue gun and you don't?? 😅

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

Why do people think its okay to not wash their hands after they use the restroom???

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@megatron_238 Obviously

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

Yesterday I worked out. Today...I ate cake for breakfast.

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@bigboibackflip Next one better be me

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@bobbybonesshow My friend passed out at the vet after they told her how much the bill was going to be 😅😅

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@CatsKardLlamas This game is a blast! Get the Widows Walk expansion too 🙃

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Apathy is a bigger problem than atheism for Christianity.

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@bigboibackflip @pChalTV Lol. You cute.

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

Took my car in for a recall today. Drove into the service area and was informed that I was at the Chevy dealership....I have a Ford...oops. To be fair though, who puts them next door to each other?!

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

@hellojennao Same 🙃😭

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

It is one thing to believe in God but it is quite another thing to trust God.

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

Scheduling a covid test was like trying to get in queue for the new Star Wars attraction at Disney 😅

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

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[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Our church accepts all denominations. 5s, 10s, 20s, etc.
However, we'd like to direct you to our online giving platform.

[Paige Emery @paigemery18]

Yes, I'm nervous about this election. But I have so much peace knowing that God is on the throne no matter who sits in the White House. Praise God for that.

[Megan Musser @nuttmeg17]

Miss my puppy!!

[alec m @alecmusserr]

Willow's Logic
Biggest stick = biggest dog