Under Shakira Law:
- all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
- hips are not allowed to lie.
What other laws am I missing?
interceptei uma tentativa de golpe com minha mãe no telefone e desliguei
o cara voltou a ligar pra ela e falou: quem desligou?
minha mãe: meu filho
ele: seu filho viado
minha mãe: viado, sim! casado há 10 anos com um homem maravilhoso enquanto você é viado e tá sozinho
Trying to explain to someone who’s never lived in SG that there are cool homegrown places that Singaporeans love dearly but that keep getting axed by the government name replaced by foreign chains or gpv funded slop
if you’re singaporean or live in sg, im sure you’ve seen this at your activeSG gyms, different gov digital platforms/ websites, bus stops etc
this the most talented illustrator aka my partner in life, who led and hand-illustrated a lot of this along with her team 🥹
Have always gently ribbed my boyfriend about taking awful photos of me, but today he took two decent ones and I told him so and he responded, 'You only like those photos because you look really skinny in them but my favourite photos of you aren't where you look skinniest, they're photos where you look happiest' and I fear he absolutely ate me up with that