Nick Valvo

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[Nick Valvo @nvalvo]

@HtownAstros71 @MLBPA @TheAthleticMLB @Dodgers @Yankees Since 2000, pennants by franchise:

5 LAD NYY HOU
4 SFG STL BOS
3 PHL TEX
2 ARI DET TBR KCR NYM
1 MIA CHC CWS LAA COL CLE WAS TOR ATL

22 of 30 franchises have made the WS in the last 26 years, including many from small and medium markets. Can any of the cap leagues say that?

[Balaji @balajis]

This is the EV flippening.

Electric vehicles now fill up roughly as fast as gas. The new BYD chargers add 400km of range in just five minutes.

[Nick Valvo @nvalvo]

@S_Insley_H My first time in months.

[Nick Valvo @nvalvo]

@DamySoxfan @SmittyOnMLB @RedSox Depending on which defensive stat you like, Ceddanne is either the 7th or 17th best CF in the game by WAR.

[Nick Valvo @nvalvo]

@_fat_ugly_rat_ Pay your tech workers, folks.

[Charlie Mahtesian @PoliticoCharlie]

Here’s when the Associated Press called the presidential election in years past:

2020: 11:26 a.m. on Saturday
2016: 2:29 a.m. on Wednesday
2012: 11:38 p.m. on Tuesday
2008: 11:00 p.m. on Tuesday
2004: 11:19 a.m. on Wednesday

[noam chompers @NoamChompers]

imagining if kant had been a contemporary airport book author and after the critique of pure reason, he published 40 variants like "critique of pure teenager reason", "critique of pure grandma reason", "critique of pure coffee lovers' reason", etc

[Paris Schutz @paschutz]

I absent-mindedly left my keys on a Red Line train. A passenger turned them in to the conductor - Ashley - who brought them to the Howard Terminus and had them waiting for me. A heartfelt thank you Ashley, passenger, and @cta! Chicagoans are the best!

[Nick Valvo @nvalvo]

@millerlaurac18 @realgirl_fieri Or maybe, like, “LOANS”

[Nick Valvo @nvalvo]

@DanManCarney He truly is the next LBJ.

[Bobby Kogan @BBKogan]

Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people

Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

Translation: "I do not want to sit for a deposition after the election, just subpoena my voicemail"

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

oh look Elon Musk posted a QAnon video

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

exactly what level of demented psychosexual imperial boomerang return of the repressed are we all on when a celebrity ex-SEAL and current tomahawk enthusiast who has claimed to kill bin laden starts posting about how he yearns to make america great again through bacha bazi

[Nick Valvo @nvalvo]

@Brickh123 @wondermann5 Why don't you?

Seriously. If you believe that would be the best way to end a genocide, why not do it?

[Nick Valvo @nvalvo]

@wondermann5 I voted for Harris and spent my last two Saturdays knocking doors in WI.

You know, if you agree that the Zionist genocide is bad and think the Republican party (although presently out of power) is responsible, you are allowed to organize a protest yourself.

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

If the Selzer poll ends up being directionally correct and Dems are being underestimated, I think bad polls will have helped prevent Dem complacency and encouraged the Trump campaign overconfidence to make base-pleasing decisions like picking Vance and generally being very online

[Paul Renfro @paulmrenfro]

The CIA deciding which MFA program to fund in the early Cold War period: