nancy vongsaly

random thoughts dumping ground . 👶🏻👧🏻👧🏻🤍

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

I miss you, dearly.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

B r e a t h e .

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

D e p r e s s i o n .

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

A Vietnamese man was asked to take an English test to get their citizenship.

He was asked to use the words: deduct, defense, defeat and detail in a sentence.

So the viet man said, “DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE. First DEFEAT, then DETAIL.”

😂😂😂

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

Ridiculously hungry for something delicious to eat. But what?

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

Channeling all my willpower to not respond with a “it’s in the fucking ad. Next time, READ before you message and waste my time.” Take your, “no thx” and shove it.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

I’m ready to exhale.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

Ain’t nothing scarier than the first poop after having a baby… 😂

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

Trying not to lose my shit and keep the storm at bay.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

Feeling lost.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

@Uber_Support @UberEats I refuse to pay for a meal I did not receive. Abundant number of requests on my account? This is something the company needs to deal directly with the restaurants regarding quality control, not something that paying customers are responsible for.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

I like diamonds 💎

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

“What did the sushi say to the bee?

WASABI.

🍣🐝”

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

No, I’m not a pumpkin spice latte kinda girl.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

Trying real hard to not lose my shit and keep calm. But it’s hard.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

“What do you call a teacher that won’t fart in class?

A private tutor.”

💀

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

Need to make a conscious effort to stop complaining and yelling at the husband and kids so much… sometimes I do without even realizing. Just comes naturally 🙈

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

How come mooncakes are so expensive? 😩🥮

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

Sharing memes is my love language.

[nancy vongsaly @nvncybui]

“I walk around like everything is fine but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.” 🙊