Keith Alexander

Techie that tries not to take life too seriously with a sense of humor that may not be a single-entendre. Western NY is now home, Metro NYC ex-pat.

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@Rochester_Bee @13WHAM Each news outlet gets more credit for being first. Having meaningful content or being accurate is “de-emphasized”.

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@themiraarchives Maybe she likes callouses on the tops of her feet and bilateral nursemaid elbows. #HiddenAgenda #DirtyLittleSecrets #NewsAtEleven

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@ThomasNewman @clhubes And THAT’S you see some many lemonade stands operated by youths. They can turn anything into a sweet treat!

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@News_8 Now with 20% more genuine chicken???

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Thank you @Amazon for delivering my cardboard package in the snow with a “shuffleboard delivery” to ensure maximum moisture. The covered side-porch makes no sense in this weather. #ItMadeItHere #BoxChecked #ItsNotMyProblem #GoodLuck

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@PizzaHit is not a sponsor. (Nor is anyone else)

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SAT #analogies. Fill in the blank: #Kale is to #SuperFood as @PizzaHut is to ???

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@hopki80849 @right_livin Elephant. I started in the bottom left corner of the image as that’s where my eyes started after reading the text. #LogicOverSudoscience

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@MarioNawfal Hazmat rule of thumb as an EMT: Extend your arm and hold up your thumb. If you can see the scene, BACK UP!

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@TulsiGabbardrep I don’t really care for her boots, but who am I to judge someone else’s style? She seems nice enough.

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@catturd2 That’s the lesser know clause of the 1 1/2 amendment “The right to bird arms”

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@zerochills Out of the 🍳, and into the 🔥.

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@EricHolder, why can’t we use AI to point out where districts are drawn with #gerrymandering versus representative geography. There must be a calculation to determine how much the district was adjusted. Then the state governments can justify WHY they deviated as far as they did.

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@wayotworld @MarquisJenkins7 Jon Stewart is a comedian that talks in hyperbole. If you edit his statement out of the conversation, you just don’t understand.

He does lash out, but it’s frequently on duplicitous politicians, and government programs claiming to support people (esp. vets) that don’t.

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@georgesantos @elonmusk What if someone made facts up to get Americans to make poor decisions that are LESS bad than the lie being told. What if those lies were based upon an unqualified, untrustworthy congress-person?

Maybe we house aliens in space next. Elon, Bezos, and Branson beware!

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@adamcarolla This Shriners sure are pissed! And why don’t they have those funny little hats?

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@georgesantos Part of the NYS middle school curriculum included this image of the Carpet Bagger who moved from the North to the South during Reconstruction after the Civil War ended. You may not remember history, but glad you are.

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@KrystalJenB3807 Snake oil that fixes snow and ice accumulation! What will they try and peddle next?

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@jjjjhskr @ellengunter @BestBuySupport @UnrealBluegrass Could she be a Nigerian prince in disguise???

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@Timtravels007II @brixwe I would assume he’ll get a participation trophy for attendance. For his actions, a stern “talkin’ to” and him to PROMISE he won’t do it again. #ThugLife