Brian Nyakundi

Ambivert ,and a sapiosexual🧠
Poet...✍️
song writer .
🍂Just like Death 🌚I don't happen twice..✌️Welcome to my diary of random thoughts fellow twitter user.🍁

[Brian Nyakundi @nyash_mellow]

@bravinouko1 @polo_kimanii Si mefi bro ni jasho🤦‍♂️we una choma

[Brian Nyakundi @nyash_mellow]

@MrCharlesky I can bro

[Brian Nyakundi @nyash_mellow]

@Ggkinyanjui @polo_kimanii 🤣🤣🤣

[Brian Nyakundi @nyash_mellow]

@Bwoyfd @bevalynekwambo3 @Glovo_ES @glovo We are suffering Jamani🤦‍♂️

[Brian Nyakundi @nyash_mellow]

@bandit1261419 @polo_kimanii @grok 🤣🤣🤣🤣iza joh

[Eric @amerix]

If you find someone smarter than you, work with him. Don't badmouth him or compete him or fight him.

[Eric @amerix]

Watu bladifakin!

Their day of reckoning is coming.

[✦ @essencebydaniel]

Maybe the problem was never you. Maybe the system was never built with you in mind.

You’re trying to grow roses in concrete
— and wondering why it hurts.

You're dreaming in a place that kills dreams.
You're building in a place that only consumes.

So hear this:

You’re not lazy.
You’re not lost.
You’re just awake in a world that punishes consciousness.

Relocate if you can. Escape if you must.
But never stop becoming too powerful to be ignored.

[son of A king 🤴 @KimuliAndy]

@polo_kimanii @ShushoChristina Mwenda zake alivutiwa na kila mwana dada aliye muona. Hakujali shepu, rangi wala umri. Kila alipomuona mrembo mwili ulisisimka na kuanza kutokwa na kijasho chebamba. Kila mara alionyeshwa kivumbi, hivi kweli wahenga hawakutochocha walipodai, maji ukiyavulia nguo, lazima ujibake.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Na Msiogope kulea watoto wenu vijana. Dont run away and leave your child behind with an innocent girl simply because you think you're not ready. Sasa unawacha msichana na mimba alafu? Ati you're not ready. Who is? And btw kids are not that expensive like it is exagerrated here. Shida yenu ni kutaka mtoto aishi kama hii watu ya youtube couples. Kwani hamjai jiuliza niaje wazazi wetu walikua wanalea 7 children na salary ya 9k? They lived within their means

Wewe ukipata mtoto just live within your means. Hii madoido ingine mingi wachana nayo. Diaper ni 850,hiyo inaenda 2 weeks. Calpol ya fever ni 250,hiyo inaenda 2 months. The rest is just feeding the mother,who inturn feeds the kid. Simple

And something else I noted,mwanaume ukijua unategemewa huwa unajituma zaidi. And fortunately njia hufunguka here and there. Shida yenu ni mnataka starehe ya nyani na bado mdinyane. Ndio mmejaza schedule za abrotion clinics namna hii. A child is not a burden, rather a responsibility. Msiogope watoto. I believe any man who can raise his penis for more than 5 minutes can also raise a child.

Na pia sisemi mdinyane ovyo ovyo kama brukenge. But if it does happen and a foetus is formed,its not the end of the world. It just means your responsibilities,both of you might start earlier than anticipated.

Tuwache uwoga jameni,lakini mimi hii kipii yangu nataka nifanyie DNA. Kuna tabia nimegundua na sio zangu kapsaa,he has been spanking women when they are going up the stairs saying Ruto must go repetitively. Kukiendelea hivi landlord atanifkuza jameni

[Eric @amerix]

EXCLUSIVE BREASTFEEDING

Ensure your baby is exclusively breastfed by your wife for 6 months.

If it is possible, get your wife out of work and let her stay at home for 1 year feeding your baby.

The formative ages of your baby are very important for its hormonal, metabolic and brain health.

Breast milk has all the nutrients including antibodies and bacteria that your baby needs as it grows and develops.

Do not give your baby water or juice or soda or gripe water. The baby should be breastfed. Breast milk has enough water in the right temperature, so your baby is not thirsty.

Then there is something called colicky pain. Please, don't buy gripe water. Just let its mother breastfeed and then encourage burping and pooping to expel balls of air stuck in your baby's gut.

Also, no antibiotics. Your baby's gut depends on bacteria to digest milk. If you start giving your baby antibiotics, the gut bacteria will be cleared and your baby will be predisposed to respiratory allergies like asthma and skin allergies like eczema.

Antibiotics should be given ONLY when necessarily prescribed by your doctor if the disease has been confirmed by your doctor.

At the 6th month when you wean the baby, feed it the following:

- Bone broth

- Sorghum and millet flour milled at a local posho mill. You can add groundnut flour and omena.

- Beans

- Pumpkins

- Sweet potatoes

- Butternuts.

- Mashed green bananas.

- Meat

- Eggs

The mother should continue breastfeeding.

Do not give you baby sugar, sodas and juice.

Do not give your baby formula milk (NAN)

By feeding your baby the right foods, you will save a lot of money in hospital bills.

#FoodFriday

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Vijana tutakua tu sawa. Nyinyi kaeni tu standby. Observe,learn and see how you can contribute. If we fail,even God himself will look at us and say these men tried. If we prevail,we will all have a better country to thank ourselves for. Nataka tu mkue na imani,that we can do this

[Eric @amerix]

BRO to BRO: When a bro has done a mistake, don't humiliate him in public. Call him privately and advise him.

Protect a bro's reputation.

#ThursdayBro

[Eric @amerix]

Government bloggers: Protestors want Kenya to be like Sudan.

Government: Hold my beer!

[Eric @amerix]

" Chase a Cheque, never chase a bitch!"

MASK OFF - Future

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[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Polygamy has always been good.

One wife cooks, another washes your clothes, and another looks after your farm animals.

Afrikans return to your roots.

Be a man.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Finally,

Don't impregnate a woman if you are not ready to be responsible,

Take responsibility.

You knew the consequences of ejaculation.

After ejaculation, did you expect beans?

Be the man, and raise your child.

Be responsible.

#MasculinitySaturday

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The Mic Cheque podcast has faced backlash after inviting Kasmuel McOure, a former government critic turned supporter, as a guest.
Watch 📸👇

[Eric @amerix]

Man to man: Men are the best pilots and drivers. Women are the worst.

High Testosterone = High Tolerance.

#ManDay

[Eric @amerix]

CHEBUKATI.