nydge.txt

He/Him

[nydge.txt @nydgemusic]

Hippos can run faster than you on land and swim faster than you in the water so your only hope is to beat them in the cycling portion of the triathlon

[nydge.txt @nydgemusic]

you ever raw dawg a meal and just not put on a video or a show in the background. just taste shit

[nydge.txt @nydgemusic]

if you’re lost in the woods, rub two mozerella sticks together for pizza

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[Tall Eddy, MD @TallDoctorEddy]

How the US is handling COVID

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[川崎 誠二｜KAWASAKI Seiji @sawsnht]

虎を彫りました

[brian robert jones @brianrobertjone]

what have i done...

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot nyc

[5 @lonzo5_]

Sneezing when u driving really dangerous as shit 😂😂😂

[Mariyonce 🩷 @__mstuck]

Hi Squidward, how the 🐬🐬🐬 are ya?

[Thurlgood Martial @JollySomali]

Why the fuck arugula got that much mfkin twang to it??

[siena* @sienaliggins]

iso *nsync type beat. hmu.

serious inquiries only.

[nydge.txt @nydgemusic]

cars always know when you just got paid

[nydge.txt @nydgemusic]

@sienaliggins uhoh

[nydge.txt @nydgemusic]

Ugh it’s never just one thing with jugglers

[siena* @sienaliggins]

ms. out tonight dropping april 27

[nydge.txt @nydgemusic]

@sienaliggins Everyone wants a bridge until they hear a bad one