Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
@mikealebiosu Did just say “A” spell? Man they are under several oo! 😅😅😅 one suppose don cut since after two years he became president. The jazz plenty that what we could think of💔
@UgwunnaEjikem They stole everything till they have to borrow and steal again💔💔💔💔💔that’s why the only thing they can offer is cash at every of their party gathering 💔…😡
@MrRoyalt12@FabrizioRomano@jfelixdiaz Go buy Glass😅 next season we winning champions league man. I trust them with every decisions… we going treble man💪
@Ihechirulu@NigeriaStories@WIZEINTHEBEAT Sorry oo! But God will definitely do nothing to them💯 when we are ready as people, we will deal with them ourselves. Untill then! They will keep being law makers and dictators they have been for a long time✌️
@TheDamiForeign@BOTAD01 My problem is that the readiness of rascality these people are preparing for Nigerians, everyone keep ranting like they can face the thuggery of the APC💔 these people sold their soul since 1800. I can only pray the people win at the end though ✌️
@AThryver@asher_kine Even the first guy wey them advise, na still the friend dey jubilate for another person wey win something good from the box. Lesson: DO IT YOUR OWN WAY!