𝖙𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖎

don’t trip

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

tinubu sef na olodo uprising….

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[KILLWXVE🩸 @killwxve]

i'm laid back because if i lean forward i'm going to federal prison.

[jay @Jayybigstepper]

Nigeria is a very bad place to be intelligent.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

I don’t think Mbappe realizes how unintentionally hilarious he is

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’m so glad discovering music is endless

[Dapo. @Dxpo_]

Ramon baba werey

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me every night:

[23 @23uno_]

the funniest thing be say dem no de rush bounce back, you gats calm down suffer repercussions first.

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

Me without my earphones is like a soldier without his gún

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Look at the way you're struggling to pay house rent when you have a mansion in heaven.
Why not go home?

[𝒆𝒏𝒙𝒄𝒉 @EN0CX]

Remember when this old lady asked Tay Keith to play his beat louder then she started dancing. RIP Tay Keith. 🕊️🕊️🐐