Secured

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[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

You see how Zlatan’s wife said they met in London bah?

But there you are in your one room self contained with nothing to your name, looking for a billionaire to marry you.

You people want to skip the process and jump straight to the reward. Better go and hustle

[Thrap @Thrap444]

being handsome and quiet makes you a target for silent competition

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming”

FBI nice try

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

Niggas only cheat in the beginning, y’all hoes wanna cheat when shit get serious

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

If a woman isn’t reaching out to you, she’s not interested. Any excuse she has is dumb. People want to talk to whom they like.

[Futurist🇿🇼 @WaltJackman]

We are still investigating who that man is he really deserves a life in prison sentence indeed!

[Punchbag Studios @punchbagstudios]

Female logic 🤡😂

[Tife ❤️🎙️ @D_GreatTife1]

“why are you behaving like a woman”

- a woman trying to insult a man for being stupid 😂

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Women the moment you treat them right and don’t cheat on them:

[ꜱʙ @Surebreed]

Girls with five abortions wanting their pussy eaten is crazy.

Get that cemetery out of my face!😠

[Charles @Jamescharliej]

The worst fucking thing you can ever do is take a long break from the gym.

[ꜱʙ @Surebreed]

“If money grew on trees, women would marry monkeys.”

— African proverb.

[David🌾🇳🇬 @DOBabatunde]

How can you sit down and create counterfeit baby food?!
BABY FOOD?! Fake food for babies to eat?!
You are no different from a murderer.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

omo as a young man your detachment game gaz dey intact oo, if not these girls go whine you gan

[乂 @forthedamnhoes]

next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

As a man whatever you do in this life don’t get naked first when you about to crack !!

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Same here. Also, if you only need a favor, skip the fake greeting or ‘checking up’ and go straight to the point. If I can help, I will.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

studying at home:
​pros:
- ​cheaper food.
- ​privacy.
- ​better wifi.

​cons:
- ​you don't study.

[THE FLYEST @temifro]

Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth with my probably fake toothpaste, had my bath with my probably fake soap, used my probably fake deodorant, my probably fake mouth wash and applied my probably fake sunscreen..Then stepped out hoping I don’t get arrested for having an IPhone

[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

A bitch wanting a relationship and a bitch wanting YOU are 2 different things.