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@theprojecttv @theprojecttv @StevePriceMedia, #FactCheck
Woolworths Australia has no connection to Woolworths South Africa ! Do your research before blurting out nonsense !

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@theprojecttv Most of the “Australia Day” merch is “Made in China” ! @StevePriceMedia is proud to be Australian !! 🤣🤣

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@WillManidis @Brazillian YOUR English teacher also failed you ! 😀

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@MichaelVaughan Because people are not sitting on them.

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Of all engineering disciplines - electrical, mechanical, civil, chemical etc… Civil engineers are the most polite and law abiding…. Why?
Because they are ‘civil’ engineers ! 😀
@MediocreJoker85 @Dadsaysjokes @AustralianGroan @DadJokeMan @DadJokeMan

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@SarahHolper (Also this one...)
In life, always give your 100%
except when donating blood !

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@DrVivekBindra Story telling

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@MyBetaMod BRA

Sorry, Bright. 😀

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@TechBurritoUno @gigadgets_ It is a “coast” effective solution !

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@joncoopertweets Alive

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@MindPsychology_ What happened to #9 ? It’s missing !

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@dontattempt Styrofoam turds

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@Brad_Hogg @Brad_Hogg
It was Dean, not Davies.
And this technique should be used as and when required, just like setting fielders to catch in a particular direction etc. It is strategic. Nothing wrong with that. The non-striker can still deny the wicket by staying in!

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@SharnelleVella @7NewsMelbourne

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@AlanBaxter The irony 🤔
Hyphenated
Non-hyphenated

The irony 🤔
Word “Short” is longer than word “Long”

The irony 🤔
Word “Small” is bigger than word “Big”

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@KirstyWebeck @dzennon Another big question I need answer to is:
“How did the dragons blow birthday candles ?”

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@KirstyWebeck @dzennon The big question I need answer to is:
“If my son becomes a priest, do I call him father ?”

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@dontattempt I don’t disagree ! 😉

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@AsQubit @BBCWorld Nadal is vaccinated !! 🤔

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@BBCWorld Nadal is vaccinated !! 🤔

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@BBCWorld All he had to do was -
Get vaccinated !
He could have avoided this embarrassment.
He could have defended his Australian Open title and could have won the 21st slam !
Heavy price to pay for remaining unvaccinated !!
The French won’t let him play either !