Jack

oh sure

[Jack @o_b47]

All my homies out here getting matched with med school programs and I can’t even get a match on tinder

[Jack @o_b47]

Writing down I’m thankful for this microwaved hot dog in my gratitude journal.

[Jack @o_b47]

@tim_is_my_name_ Once you get the sirali kebap videos you’ve reached enlightenment

[Jack @o_b47]

@TimJDillon Why are the Cleveland tickets not on sale on your website? I understand your refined palette is too pure for pierogies and hot dogs, but why don’t you let me show you around? I’ll order for the table.

[Jack @o_b47]

Have a layover in the Kansas City airport. I never knew that the USSR designed airports right here in the US.

[Jack @o_b47]

Was feeling dangerous and ordered a chicken satay pho. For a second I forgot what Satay was. Tasted like you took lukewarm dishwater and put a scoop of peanut butter protein powder in it. 2/10. Can’t catch a break today.

[Jack @o_b47]

@Stove_Talk @DrennanLive @tebel_ it’s Tony from west park!

[Jack @o_b47]

@PS5Drop Bruh they sold out in 8 seconds. Why even post? Lol

[Jack @o_b47]

@OkerwallTammy @stoolpresidente How about complaining after you make it, if that?

[Jack @o_b47]

@PNCBank_Help I have been on hold 3 times and have gotten disconnected each time. I finally requested a call back. After waiting 30 seconds to connect with someone, I was disconnected again. This is horrible!

[Jack @o_b47]

Just hit my roommates nicotine pen and 5 minutes later burped up a cloud of smoke…. Like where were you hiding in there? These shits are dangerous.

[Jack @o_b47]

@LaihrTweets The pregame prayers are about to level up 😇🙏🏼

[Jack @o_b47]

I had toaster strudel every morning this week for breakfast and I think my mood was boosted

[Jack @o_b47]

Yeah idk man I think it got wet in the shower or something. It doesn’t feel right ...

[Jack @o_b47]

1000 retweets and I’ll fill my leg cast up with baked beans right before the guy takes it off and film it.

[Jack @o_b47]

@Fixer_MacD @ConnorMacDowell Good one uncle bob

[Jack @o_b47]

@PFTCommenter @34Peters this seems like a good way to get a summer ending ankle sprain

[Jack @o_b47]

@mynamesnotbilly @tims_tweets_ Kappa semi formal vibes

[Jack @o_b47]

@tims_tweets_ Hey name is jack and my friend is nationally ranked in Mario tennis, is my usual ice breaker