Olivia Baird

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Jamie Lee Curtis is currently on her way to the Suez Canal with a can of Activia

[Caleb Moshier @CalebMoshier]

The people who bought those 20 foot skeletons and keep using them are the real heroes.

[invader zim @f8the]

if U ever had to open up the notes app gon ahead n block him

[Prizzilla ⭐️ @Prizzilla_]

If you are going to put these in bathing suits, sports bras, or tops...

FUCKING SEW THEM IN!

[Jeffrey R. Holland @HollandJeffreyR]

To anybody struggling today, I say: Be hopeful, be happy, and smile. Remember that God is on your side. He is not an angry, vicious God trying to trip you. He is for you—not against you. He is your Father. He is anxious to do everything possible to bless you.

[just greg. @iholytrojan]

you know what should be free? REQUESTING TRANSCRIPTS.

[cam @camjchappell]

Hey

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is Christ’s church.

The Book of Mormon is a true record divinely translated by a prophet of God.

I don’t doubt a lot have had awful experiences with imperfect #mormons, but I know those two things are true. #mormon

[Eliza 🇵🇸 @elizardd]

Meet North’s Freesian horse. We have 14 gorgeous Freesians on the ranch.

[priscilla @tesfayeeeee]

#VanessaGullien was officially identified by strands of hair. She was murdered. She was bludgeoned to death by a hammer & dismembered. It was so bad that was their only source of evidence. I was really hoping she’d make this out alive. I’m outraged by such inhumane evil acts.

[jazzz @jazmaniiandevil]

i saw this on instagram and it needs to be here too

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales respectfully ask that you find somewhere else to dump your racist statues because they don’t want them either

[nard @avantnard]

lorde announcing she’s back during a global crisis is exactly the same as avatar aang returning after 100 years

[Maddie @mv_pp_]

your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Remember when we learned the Pythagorean theorem and we thought we were full fledged physicists? Like fetch my lab coat I think I see a triangle.