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Manager @coppertee I like to be silly on Twitter

[Anth @oakie858]

Spiders on the east coast this spring

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

The guy doubling the size of Honeycrisp apples every year

[Al Foran @ImpressionistAL]

Tony Soprano watches The Penguin..

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Sep 30 Oct 1

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

True story: A bunch of our teachers became more confident and attractive but wildly more aggressive and violent including the gym teacher who seemed to really enjoy the situation. It turned out they all had alien brain parasites brought in by a transfer student from Atlanta smdh

[angrybrownsfans @angrybrownsfans]

This might be the greatest rule in NFL history

[Logan @SconnieColt]

Anthony Richardson summary

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

life if I was never introduced to fantasy football

[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

when you triple check an email before sending

[🇵🇭 @ISAAC4O8]

😭😭😭😭

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

when the waiter brings out the fajitas

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Good morning!

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

the hackers looking at my bank account

[ROXY HORROR PICTURE SHOW @ProxyFreak]

As an actual "professional" screenwriter, the sheer ratio of jokes/second here is insane. This is an all-timer no question.

[Ham Newton @kingjames0199]

Every single time

[Chandler 🎃 @_chandler_____]

Me after sinking a par putt on 18 to shoot 108

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

white boy GETS BY in chinese restaurant by POINTING at menu item until waiter NODS