Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD

little king in a valley of oak trees; strong believer in second breakfast; downstate New Yorkian; child of the internet;

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

Support DiEM25's campaigns to democratise the EU https://t.co/uYDH5Bri77 #diem25

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

A Silica Pack a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

"When you hate, the only person that is suffering is you because most of the people you hate don’t know it and the rest don't care."
- Medgar Evers

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less."
Source: Madame Curie: A Biography by Eve Curie

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

Dear internet,
I don’t want your cookies.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

Fuck @nflcommish
Not watching Super Bowl
Not watching NFL
#nflrigged

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m quitting watching football. There is no other way to teach @nflcommish a lesson. This is blatant cheating. #nflrigged

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

"Failure is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign that you are alive and growing."
- Buzz Aldrin

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

The source of healthy boundaries is self-love and self-respect. When you learn to love yourself, you are less likely to put up with people who don't love you back.
@JamesClear

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

With the abolition of private property, then, we shall have true, beautiful, healthy Individualism. Nobody will waste his life in accumulating things, and the symbols of things. One will live. To live is the rarest thing in the world

-Oscar Wilde

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

most of us only change when the pain of holding on to what we’re attached to is greater than the fear of the unknown

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

Had someone who makes 10x my salary tell me he doesn’t use keyboard shortcuts for copying and pasting

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

I'm a potato
My friends are all mayo

[Mac @MacMiller]

hello friends

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

@Avis why does your Reno location have 1 person working the check-in counter?!?! Like there are 14 people in line… Hertz gas 5 people helping customers check-in. I know which rental car company I’m going with next time I’m in Reno

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

Oh you’re bringing a baby on a 6 hour flight. GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

Is it just me or doesn’t it sound like @MacMiller could have been on Cooties by @ScHoolboyQ

[buckworm @buckworm_xp]

I can’t believe a picture of me is ina fucking cool ass photo gallery

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD @oakpinion]

Big shoutout to @Steph_samuel567 for the amazing overlays on my Twitch channel! Your creativity has truly elevated my stream. Special thanks for helping me smash my 90 follows goal in just one day! 🎉🙌 #Grateful #TwitchCommunity"