jamn

[Mio Supremacist @k_on_warlord]

Looking back, this was kind of a harsh line

[kayla @jadedkayla]

do you see how stupid you guys sound all the time?

[Arnold Šarafciger @Kingwiththeswi1]

”Air fryer är den bästa uppfinningen nånsin”

Never forget your heritage.

[Master Chief 🥭🪲#HenchTwt @TruecelFeminist]

When you see 2 people interacting and realize you’re lowkey subhuman

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

twitter is like that Japanese suicide forest

[𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 ^^ @sk3l3t4lly]

when anything slightly inconveniences me

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Being chosen by animals is a rare privilege that words can't fully define

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Being the tallest girl in 5th grade means feeling like this forever

[cerv usonica @cerv_usonica]

In Melbourne if you forget to tap on your myki The Government hires a private security firm to execute you.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Imagine being this cosy.

[𝒶𝓂𝓂𝒾𝑒 @__d3cay1ng]

“anorexics hate food and don’t eat at all”
average anorexic waiting for her fast to end

[jill @stevienicks420]

The concept of Desperate Housewives fanfiction

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

[David @davidiety]

Ladies and gentlemen our anti-capitalist queen