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baby hipster, very cool

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@Enterprise And in a shock to no one this was no help at all! If someone hits your car and their insurance offers a rental, BEWARE. You might end up losing $400 as a result

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Hi @enterprise can anyone tell me why I was charged over 10x more than the amount I was quoted? Almost a month after service??? And why I’ve called the branch as well as customer service ten times and have been told a manager would reach out each time yet nobody will contact me?

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@fat2flat_bm @Enterprise So it’s not just me! I’ve called and chatted customer service ten times and each time they say a manager will contact me and yet nobody does! Over two weeks since my last call. Completely abysmal customer service

[Film Facts 🎬 @Factsonfilm]

For 'The Dark Knight' (2008) While it was never confirmed, it is suspected that Heath Ledger based his Joker voice and mannerisms off this Tom Waits interview from 1979 🃏

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@perrysux :)

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just gopuffed two cans of chickpeas

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@hurtfriend @motherofpluto don’t tell anyone i said this but it def is 🤍

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@sm0ltruc omfg

[helena riley @freshhel]

I have girlfriend disease its where u need to go to the grocery store soooooo often and like different ones

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love it when people tell me i’m “so good at what i do,” as if i’m doing anything other than bring them cheese dip and tequila

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@sm0ltruc this reminds me of alex g lmao

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saw this same bartender a few days ago at a wedding and he greeted me saying, “argh matey!! how’s ye doin” or some shit so honestly i think he just like. talks like that

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tonight the bartender told me he liked my “pirate look” and i wish to god he wasn’t the third person to tell me that in the past month

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@800hvvvn okay that slaps

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why take antidepressants when i can just shop online

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@800hvvvn was it goddamn hide and seek? don’t tell me it was hide and seek (or do. it’s a banger)

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@800hvvvn singing the songs in my head trying to figure out which one you’re referring to

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@ftmensch @kelsvvc it ain’t mrs new booty so they’re separated at best

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@nickchance_ it’s on hulu!!! i’m just at an airbnb and i can’t remember my login :(

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@hurtfriend don’t tell anyone but sometimes… i do