The Analyser

A Nigerian, pan Africanist, anti secession. unapologetically Igbo.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Tiping your office security N1k for buying your lunch, is not you doing him a favour. He earned it. If e easy, stand up from your seat and go get the food yourself. Calculate the financial cost of the stress of going the distance to get the food and back.

If you want to do him a favour, give him money for no reason. Someone would do you a favour, but you would see yourslf as the one doing them a favour because you earn higher than them and don't respect them.

If you send money to your colleague that does the same work with you and asked them to please get you lunch on their way back from wherever they were going, you see it as them doing you a favour because you respect them. You don't see it as a favour done to you when it is done by the office security or cleaner because you don't respect them. If you treat these people well and respect them, they will be happy to do things for you. You've become entitled to their help that you now expect them to use their money to fund your lunch.

My security does errands for me, and every errand comes with a tip. That is thank you for doing this because it is not his job. Favour is when I give him money for no reason which happens often or when he has special needs and makes a request and I give him money. You need to start respecting people as human beings, not by how much they earn. This thing is a common problem in our society.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@abdullahtosin72 When it gets to the point when your people cannot make their own laws but look to a foreign system to govern them you know they are in a big trouble.
There's no excuse why Yorubas can't make their own laws(which they already have) but look to the Arabs for guidance.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

This is some kind of messed psychological warfare targeted at frightening the public. Recording yourself commiting heanous crimes has no value whatsoever except scare people. These animals when caught should be dealt with swiftly and decisively,no pity whatsoever.

[Thaobannn | Software Engineer @IamKhalifaaaa]

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In the video, when the bandit was r@ping the woman, he told her to arrange well or he will k!ll her and she said that’s what she’s doing 💔

My heart is broken.

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[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@onrage217 What kind of sick twisted ideology have you swallowed that could make you self destruct. If the kingdom of Saudi Arabia gets into a conflict with the Yorubas by all indications you'd choose the external forces and betray your people.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@onrage217 The survival instinct of a koala, most of you will self destruct and drag your entire community. What kinda horse shit is this, why do many Africans especially Nigerians hate their identity and heritage so much. This is some kind of sick psychological warfare bearing fruits.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@Realoilsheikh I'm not really familiar with the tenets of your religion, but to be very clear it's wrong for a Muslim to pledge alligiance to their tribe or ethnicity.
I don't where you all got this treasonous ideas from.

[Abu The 𓃵 @Abu_The_Truth]

All the aid they send goes straight to crook agencies, shady politicians, NGOs, and dubious individuals linked to unknown groups, who then use that very aid against you and your communities. Ban all imperial aid in Africa.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@Raaahmon @Miss_Oluremi @Wizarab10 Poverty should be classified as a deadly disease, it norms the host of all senses and social decurum 😂😂😂😂😂
On a serious note Nigerian men enable such behavior because of lack of boundaries and their inability to say 'NO'.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@Johnviral1 @CollinsofYork @magattew It's quite fascinating to see how Africans react to evidence of hundreds of years of external influence to sabotage them.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@BishopPOEvang This is sad to watch, men of violence and force must not sit idle and let this nonsense continue. This animals must be caught and dealt with decisively, no repentance no forgiveness.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"You talk, you will d!e. If you don't talk, you will still d!e. Is it not better to speak up and d!e a hero than d!e a coward?"

— Niger Delta woman, 'Mama G General' responds to people saying they would come after her.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@iamNeare The survival instinct of koala
A bunch of self destructive imbeciles.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@ebubeozoemena3 @Abu_The_Truth What about them thinking they are the lost tribe if Israel.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@boithatsgonhurt @Nathi_Mabuza9 @magattew Nigeria had no chance, you're talking of a country built as an Industrial outpost for cheap labour and raw materials. The people are yet to find equilibrium and are still bombarded by foreign forces in warfare across all fronts.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@boithatsgonhurt @Nathi_Mabuza9 @magattew What was Poland before the holocaust and wars. They were a fully functional coherent society, who picked themselves up even Germany completely burnt down their cities. It's a testament of a homogeneous community can thrive despite foreign influence. Plus they know the system

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@udemeAkpan01 😂😂😂😂

[Onyeka ☭ @R_eq_uin]

The moment Nigeria gets balkanized, that's when you'll realize that inside that your Yoruba Ronu, another Ronu dey inside.

Ijebu will start clamoring for regional autonomy in this new Oduduwa republic. Ekiti, Ijesha, Egba etc will all have competing interests.

You know why?

Because before the colonizers came, these people were not fucking...
dancing around in a circle holding hands and weeping with joy about how united in Oduduwa they were.

No.

They were literally putting bullets in each other's bodies and forcing each other into slavery in a multi century back and forth struggle.

There was no "Yoruba" in the homogenous nation state sense of the word.

And what about the middle belt? In Benue state for example, there are dozens (yes, DOZENS) of tribes who don't like each other and will not hesitate to pick up a knives or rifles to settle old scores.

The Fulani and Berom need no introduction.

Even in the core north, many young Hausa are increasingly discontent about the absolute political dominance of the Fulani despite outnumbering them.

Islam can only go so far to quell a people with so much latent resentment.

What about Igbo land?

Some Abia parents won't let their kids marry from the next village.

Anambra people turn up their noses at Ebonyi people and consider them lesser Igbos.

Okay nau.

By the time the "Ebonyi Liberation Movement" picks up EU-supplied rifles now to fight the "tyrants in Awka" everybody mind go dey.

When the "Imo Freedom Army" (IMA) suddenly pop out of nowhere and demand full control of the humongous reserves of natural gas deposits (up to 50 trillion cubic feet of natural gas)...

And this same IMA starts bombing government buildings in Enugu and Anambra to get their point across....

Everybody go understand.

What about the South South where I'm from?

The rest of the Edo people most likely will not recognize the "divine" authority of the far away Oba of Benin and could pick up arms to settle their differences.

The Ijaw, Urhobo, Itsekiri and dozens upon dozens of smaller tribes will 100% pick up every weapon they can find to secure the oil for themselves.

So Mr/Mrs. Secessionist, I want you to understand that the problems of neocolonialism, bad governance and bigotry you're running away from in Nigeria will not magically disappear the moment you get Biafra 2.0, Oduduwa Republic, Fulanistan or any other ethno state.

You will simply plunge this patch of West Africa into a multi pronged civil war that will last many many decades.

Sudan, Libya and Somalia will look like a paradise.

There will be total collapse of supply chains, bandits and terrorists would carve out their own territories and the colonizers will be arming every slack witted tribal chest thumping young man with a rusted AK47 to kill his fellow miserable black man so Mr. Colonizer can keep extracting Lithium, Oil and gold for dirt cheap.

You will waste generations and millions of people will starve to death .

This is one of the reasons I am so so militant about this.

The colonizers forced us together. That is true.

But it's up to us if we want to keep flinging sand and knives at each other, or if we want to work together toward prosperity for our future and our children.

A Nigeria that works for everybody is the way. Toss your stupid Biafra, Oduduwa Republic, Fulanistan ideas into the trash and light it on fire.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@magattew Western civilization would experience a great deal of disturbance if Africa( a resource rich and cheap source) develops.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@Nathi_Mabuza9 @magattew Most of you would rather burn yourselves and your kinsman than understand geopolitics.
Why is Saudi more developed, why did they use the US dollar as the main currency to trade thereby making the global currency. Who formed Nigeria's monetary system and the central bank.

[The Analyser @obagor17929]

@Hameed_360 😂😂😂😂😂😂
And who is Adam in the context of the African man.