Goober the Scoober

i like women and pancakes

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

This is such a work of satanic art man the devil is so crafty in his deceit and this proves it.

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

one of my fav scenes in TV. but I always like to point out that if u read the actual "first" Bible, it doesn't say homosexuality is a sin. pedophilia is. but no one whats to have THAT convo.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

An Indian can be a lifelong Republican but will vote straight Democrat if you even SUGGEST that we need to reduce Indian immigration.

Thats a hostage situation.

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

The answer to this is not “i’ll pray for you”

[They Call Me Ralph @NewRandomGeek]

Out of everything wrong with the midterms, this was the worst.

I listened to what Herrera had to say and he convinced me he wanted to go to Washington to try to enact real change. His opponent relied on "Nazi" accusations and using jokes to claim he is racist/sexist/etc... /1

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

"We just want free healthcare"

[Congresswoman Analilia Mejia @RepAnalilia]

We’re going to toss out subpoenas like Mardi Gras beads.

[Harry @hdwmovies]

like clockwork

[Cone🇬🇧🇪🇺 @ConeLFC]

I FUCKING KNEW IT
THESE SPASTICS ACTUALLY THINK THEY ARE THE REBELS FROM STAR WARS
OMFG💀💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

JUST IN: Dearborn, Michigan Poll Worker, Speaking in Arabic, Tells Undercover Reporter He Can Vote for U.S. Senate Despite Saying He’s Not a U.S. Citizen — Just Not President

“Only for U.S. President you can’t vote, but the others you can” is: “بس لرئيس أميركا ما فيك تصوّت، بس للباقيين فيك تصوّت.”

Under 18 U.S.C. § 611, noncitizens are prohibited from voting in federal elections, including U.S. Senate races, subject to narrow exceptions.

[GALM (白魔鬼) 𓆏🩻👻 @phasmic_wound]

This is all that elections mean to the average voter and people really think democracy has any sort of value anymore

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

Can we stop guys? Republicans had this shit coming from a mile away and we're acting like this is because of cheating? Why didn't they do this in 2024? Just stop the cope and admit republicans fucked up.

[NavyVet_Joe @NavyVet_Joe]

I've been tracking the votes for Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers through the night and I have found that between Midnight and 12:15 am there was a huge dump of votes for Abdul El-Sayed of about 200,000 votes more than Mike Rogers. The next highest dump of votes that had a difference increase in votes was no more difference than 17,000 votes. It appears to me that there was a huge dump of votes for Abdul after midnight. We should look further into this dumping of votes.

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

Motherfucker if you're that fat dropping 7 pounds ain't gonna do shit for how you look. That's essentially a massive poop. This is some bullshit it would take this guy a year MINIMUM to look good. And that's with absolute dedication, gym 5-6x/week, hour of cardio everyday

[apexlaboratories @apexlabora77146]

Gym at 5 every morning. No beer. Chicken and rice at every meal.

Two weeks in he'd dropped 7 pounds and still looked exactly the same. Soft. Flabby. Not an ounce of muscle.

Then a buddy in the locker room told him why. Watch what changed:

[𝔑𝔢𝔴𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱-𝔄𝔯𝔴𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔶𝔡𝔡 @Newmalinistpig6]

Lobotomites think you can vote yourself out of a dictatorship

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

@Breaking911 We are reaching levels of woman pandering and retardation we've never seen before

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Texas homebuilder is voting Talarico because ICE raids are deporting the cheap labor he uses to build his shoddy houses.

By staying home, you're allowing this to win.

[AutisticClips @AutisticClip]

Nick Fuentes shares his evening plans

“Bath, candles, peppermint mocha, GTA VI, a really comfortable blanket and a hoodie, ordering a pizza in.”

[TGE @TGETGETGETGE]

🧢 Who Must Go?

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

@Sean_Heuston_16 Democrats have never been accepting of moderates. No matter the time period, if you were anything but a party line tower, you were nothing short of a nazi, a racist, a homophobe, whatever the popular ism was at the time. You have always been and will always be the radicals

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

Your party literally called McCain a nazi. Family guy even made a joke about it. Same for Mitt Romney. You've never been the moral ones, the right just got tired of being the only ones who gave a shit

[Seán_Heuston 🌊💙 @Sean_Heuston_16]

I miss these Republican standard-bearers. It wasn’t that long ago.

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

@Sean_Heuston_16 Madonna comparing McCain to Hitler in her concert in 2008, stewies nazi armband said McCain-Palin '08, there were a shitload of twitter posts about McCain-Palin: the hundred year reich. John Lewis, a dem rep, said Mccain rallies reminded him of segregationist rallies. It happened

[Goober the Scoober @obesechudling]

The fact that you think this is on his team is baffling. It's been 10 years we can say he is a horrible communicator. He can rile people up for good or bad but that's about it

[Pino Americano @PinoAmericano]

I’m going to rip the bandaid off.

Trump has less than 2 months to make a serious impact. That’s it.

He needs to fire his entire communications team. They are absolute failures.

He needs to fire half of his advisors- every single person who gave him bad advice and there are many.

He needs to finish the Iran war in spectacular fashion. We need to take Kharg Island and the Strait of Hormuz. Enough with dancing around it. Enough with the blockade. Take it.

He needs to cut off Ukraine and force them into a deal with Russia.

He needs to go into Cuba and free the Cuban people.

Doing those three things will bring down gas prices, which will bring down food prices.

He needs to ramp up deportations. Enough with the bullshit numbers. We need to triple the deportations, immediately.

He needs to order the DOJ to ramp up the investigations and indictments. Hire special counsels for Schiff and others so the investigations cannot be stopped by the democrats.

He needs to put JD Vance in the closet. The guy is worthless and nobody needs Vance and co leaking to Carlson or anyone else.

He needs to be himself and surround himself with people who will defend him and carry out his orders.