Early bird

A plan is not a dream.

[Early bird @obil01]

@kafangi Nimemshinda urembo

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Some things You must stop blaming satan. Satan is not going around schools burning dormitories. These dormitories are being burnt by students. I say so because once upon a time I was a highschool student and I saw this transpire in real time. And this should mean something but you’re all ignorant to see. These children are rebelling. It is a call for help. And these schools will never stop being burnt unless something is changed

You have taken your children and thrown them in boarding schools like you’re punishing them. Look at the beds they sleep on,squeezed Tripple deckers. Sleeping at 10pm,waking up at 4am. To study. Ni nini hii inasomewa hivi? The chinese,the koreans dont even study this much and we cant achieve 20.% of what they have. Your children are suffering. Drinking porridge from expired maize for breakfast,Two loaves and dirty tea at 11am,Uncooked Githeri for lunch full of weavils,and uncooked ugali and Barely sliced sukumas for supper

What kind of life is this you’re giving your children. They are in prison,literally. They’re mentally broken. They miss their parents,they miss their homes,and they miss freedom. Remember this are children. If there is anyone to blame it is you the parents. It is you who have pressured these Teachers and Management to ‘rise the school meanscore’ because you’re obsessed with reputations.

Stop blaming satan for your failures. Boarding schools must be modified to friendlier learning institutions and not lockdown prisons whereby everyday students wake up regretting their lives.

Or They continue to burn these schools and some of your children will unfortunately perish in the chaos. Stop blaming satan! I am her advocate on this one

[Early bird @obil01]

@Billionair1w Let Daktari enjoy in peace

[Early bird @obil01]

@denisecare1 @amerix You have no idea of what you are talking about.

[Early bird @obil01]

@SpotifyAfrica @OCTOPIZZO

[Early bird @obil01]

@Thriving_luos mae aomo Raonda 100bob kende.

[Eric @amerix]

DANDRUFF is annoying.

Shampoos and medicated soaps are none of the solutions.

5 things you should do to cure stubborn dandruff.

Thread... 🧵

[THE LORD @djLordwin]

Did Something Cool , Some Sweet RNB Vibes In The Streets Of NBO

https://t.co/a3LiL7Jk2k

[Early bird @obil01]

@kong_a17 @Elvines_El 🤣🤣

[I Love Good KE Music @will_Olwande]

With clips of the Finance Bill protest speaking about freedom but no the song is not about that?? Huku twitter watu huargue tu juu wanaargue😂😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iScienceLuvr Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Artists are no longer doing music for the love of it. They’re not putting much effort like they used to. There was a time and era where artists we had were releasing proper Riddim music. The year Vybz kartel went to prison,music was at its prime then. Vinyozi zote zilikua zinagonga riddim morning to evening. Kwanza in 2011 sasa,Vybz kartel released an album called Gaza,with gaza slim. Hii ilichemsha maneno. The ghettos were on fire. Some people now found it worthy to start worshipping Adidja palmer

Then it went on and people like konshens released jams like this one called “wia hustle wia hustle wia hustle…” and “thank god fidi galdeeem’”… apa unajua mambo ilikua imeharibika akiamungu. This is the era that created people like Dj lyta. Katululu yangu nakwambia ungenipigia simu iyo wakati Ringtone ilikua ni Dj lyta,ngoma ya kwanza apo ni Bedroom bully by busy signal.

This is also the era that evolved how twerking was done. Waliongesa speed. These jamaican vixens were even twerking with one sende buana. I am happy to have been alive to witness this greatness. Nahurumia sana hawa Genzi,the best they have experienced is probably ssaru wa manyaru insulting them how she has more money than their father. Woi!

[Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu @KelvinuhK]

Today I leave for Sichuan, Chengdu, China through Doha for an Intensive 10 Days Training Camp.
Thankyou All for this far!

#kevinkiarieruhiu

[Mpasho News @MpashoNews]

We got up with Stima Sacco CEO Dr Gamaliel Hassan and here is how our Quickfire went down with our superhost Kalondu Musyimi.

@stimasacco

#stimasacco #GamalielHassan #quickfirequestions #kalondumusyimi #quickfirewithstimasaccoceo

[sabatosautiyaground @sabtosabato]

Waithera Polo Kimani armpit obsessor saga continues

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

The Polo Kimani Hygiene Saga: A Cautionary Tale for Social Media Clout Chasers

While I have no interest in diving into the messy details of the beef between Mwafreeka and Polo Kimani - which smells like yet another distraction - one thing stands out clearly: Polo Kimani appears to have serious personal hygiene issues. And that is deeply unfortunate.

For a grown man in 2026 to be publicly reminded to shower and use deodorant is not just embarrassing - it is a damning indictment of the low-quality lifestyle many of these so-called “woke” X content aggregators are living.

This saga serves as a sobering precautionary tale for everyone on social media. The platform mirrors real life in all its elements: you can use it to learn, network, trade, push agendas, or simply waste precious time.

Polo Kimani seems to have chosen the latter path - spending his days fetishizing over @evenmaina and aggressively pushing government narratives like the dubious “minerals in national parks” scam, complete with suspiciously fake photos.

Instead of converting his considerable clout into actual money, he got lost in ego-driven battles for impressions, engagement, and online dominance. The result? So consumed with clout-chasing that he apparently lacks basic cash for personal grooming essentials.

This is serious. Just like in school - where some students chose to bully, others to sneak around, and a few to actually study - the same principle applies here. Time is money. It makes no sense that someone with Polo’s level of visibility is still struggling with basic neatness and freshness.

By abandoning his original craft and diving headfirst into sterile, repulsive politics, he has alienated potential clients and sponsors. The much-hyped “clout to cash” conversion has remained elusive.

The lesson is clear: Spend your time wisely on this platform. Be intentional about the circles you move in.

Otherwise, years from now, people will be talking about how you squandered the golden years of social media - chasing clout, skirts, and government agendas instead of building real contracts and sustainable success.

Don’t let that be your story.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Someone made the false claim that things were cheaper during Uhuru Kenyatta's time than they are now, so Reverend John Mbadi called in with the facts and suddenly the goalposts decided to shift.

Someone snatch the syringe from Mbadi - at this rate, he might overdose the patient.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Never take for granted a body that wakes up and functions without a medical crisis attached to it. That is grace.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

CONVENTIONAL WISDOM IS DEAD

Elon Musk tells us of his business plans in advance & is now the richest man in the world & soon to be the first Trillionaire in human civilization.

Many don’t tell us about their business plans because it is long held wisdom you keep your plans until you succeed. And we have never heard of them succeeding. Many die poor with their “rich plans”!

They tell us leading frugal life makes you rich. But many die before they become rich.

They say if you are deprived by your parents , you succeed. That if you are given soft life by your parents, you fail.

What above has shown us is that live your life & let it be! After all, our destinies are already written in the stars!

[Early bird @obil01]

Bio mjamaa ameandika sapiosexual (leaved) haha

[Mr Elevated @MrElevatedKenya]

My woman literally feels so sad when I leave for work without kissing her.. God bless this one for me🥹❤️